Read These Now or Swearing Will Destroy You

Hillary Clinton and John McCain win the New Hampshire Primary. Stunning and shocking sayeth the media! (NY)(WP)(LA)(Tribune)(USA) (AP)(Reuters)

The Earth still revolves and there is more pressing news.

Pair wheel corpse to store to cash check (AP)

81 year old Australian woman arrested for selling weed. (AP)

"Dope "pedaling" took on a whole new meaning in recent days after U.S. border police nabbed two Mexicans smuggling bundles of marijuana into the United States loaded onto bicycles." (Reuters)

Man finds dead mouse in his beer. (Ananova)

Deep-Fried Cell Phone (Boing Boing TV)

"Touch my muscles!" Venezuelan President Chavez tells Naomi Campbell. (Yahoo)

Dog saves boy from fire by biting foot. (Fox)

Kid glues himself to bed to avoid school. (DNA)

"A man who mailed a bloody cow's head to his wife's lover has been sentenced to probation and community service." (NFDN)

GODDAMMIT! "A St. Louis-area town is considering a bill that would ban swearing in bars, along with table-dancing, drinking contests and profane music." (Fresno)

Woman holds man at gunpoint. (31 Grand)

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