Lovin' the lord Alice Cooper plays golf with Kenny G and Huey Lewis. Rock on with your Christian self! (BET)TPM has video of Obama praising Reagan's "trajectory" for the country. So that explains why I was a fan of black hair dye in the 80s."The CIA official who gave the command to destroy interrogation videotapes apparently acted against the direction of his superiors, the top Republican House Intelligence Committee member said Wednesday." (AP)Stoning is appropriate in Iran. Nine women and two men face the punishment. (Miami)STOP protecting Mark Foley. You guys- excuse me- y'all remember him? (Palm Beach Post)If visiting Sweden, remove the batteries from your vibrator. (365 Gay)Pam, what other Pam is there, interviews NC Senate candidate Jim Neal with video. (PHB) (If any of you make a comment about vegetable spray, you will feel my wrath. )Huckabee defends his change the Constitution to meet god's standard speech with his best guffaw. (C&L)Since Huck's "awe-shucks" humor trumps mine, it leads me to this little rant.
My Huckabee post about him frying squirrel offended some new bloggers who also have an issue with Ezra Klein. I will not link to them but I am honored that my self-effacing Southern humor draws the ire of northern aggression. (If they ain't from the North forgive me. I am just a stoopid SOUTHERNER.) For the record, my very white "avatared-self" is as Southern as one can get- born in TN, raised in SC, educated in GA, and now living in NC. I express deepest apologies that my very white, SOUTHERN, HOMO, sarcastic liberal fascism is so troubling for you. I will try my best, even though intellectual capabilities are limited being from the SOUTH, to truly understand and appreciate the stereotypical humor of grossly inadequate presidential candidates. I promise never to make any more "liberal" jokes mocking such perfect humans as Huckabee. I am renewing my subscriptions to the Weekly Standard and the National Review as I type this. Hopefully such prestigious "news sources" can teach me the errors of my sarcastic ways. God Bless Amurica! Oops... I meant America. I am from the SOUTH and that means I am stoopid and I should accept the blatant offending humor of conservatives as natural. Damn! I have to end this rant because cousin Leroy just brought me a delicious critter to stew.
