In the words of Our Queer Teenage Overlord, "Leave Britney alone!" Like she really needs your heinous, shame-based "help." Like anyone does. Go away.
[Previous Targets of My Arbitrary Ire: Carrot Top, Jared Fogle, Baby Luv, The Federlines (wah wah wah!), TomKat, Carrot Top (again), "Dog" Chapman, Rick and Kathy Hilton.]