Spiritual Scotch and Water
Ingredients*Two (2) ounces Scotch
*Five (5) ounces Spiritual Water*
Mix the scotch and water together. Ice is optional, but use ice only made from Spiritual Water. Then:
Read the Prayer ...Drink the Cocktail ...
Believe in God!
Believe in Yourself!
Get Hammered off your ass!
Vomit in the Sink!
Promise Jesus you'll never do it again!
* Use four ounces of Spiritual Water and one ounce of Bling H20 to make a refreshing "Splashy Spiritual Scotch and Water."
--WKW
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