Spiritual Scotch and WaterIngredients
*Two (2) ounces Scotch
*Five (5) ounces Spiritual Water*
Mix the scotch and water together. Ice is optional, but use ice only made from Spiritual Water. Then:
Read the Prayer ...
Drink the Cocktail ...
Believe in God!
Believe in Yourself!
Get Hammered off your ass!
Vomit in the Sink!
Promise Jesus you'll never do it again!
* Use four ounces of Spiritual Water and one ounce of Bling H20 to make a refreshing "Splashy Spiritual Scotch and Water."