William K. Wolfrum's Drink of the Day: Spiritual Scotch and Water

Hey everyone, welcome to my newest feature: William K. Wolfrum's Drink of the Day. Today we'll look at an old favorite that's been given a twist of spirit.

Spiritual Scotch and Water

*Two (2) ounces Scotch
*Five (5) ounces Spiritual Water*

Mix the scotch and water together. Ice is optional, but use ice only made from Spiritual Water. Then:

Read the Prayer ...
Drink the Cocktail ...
Believe in God!
Believe in Yourself!
Get Hammered off your ass!
Vomit in the Sink!
Promise Jesus you'll never do it again!

* Use four ounces of Spiritual Water and one ounce of Bling H20 to make a refreshing "Splashy Spiritual Scotch and Water."


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