The coke snot doesn't drip far from the nose:
"There was one rock of cocaine left, and it rolled off the table," he said. "They just didn't even bother bringing it back up to a hard surface - they just crushed it into the carpet and snorted it off that."That's hot.
[Picture via. H/T Petulant. Previous Targets of My Arbitrary Ire: Carrot Top, Jared Fogle, Baby Luv, The Federlines (wah wah wah!), TomKat, Carrot Top (again), and "Dog" Chapman.]