Huckabee is Jesus

No. He's God. No. God wants him to be Jesus. No, wait. God wants him to be president. Hang on. Maybe it's Jesus who wants him to be president. I don't know. Whatever. It's a miracle, bitchez.

Transcript: Kid asks to what he attributes his recent surge in the polls. Huckabee replies: "There's only one explanation for it, and it's not a human one. It's the same power that helped a little boy with two fish and five loaves feed a crowd of five thousand people. And that's the only way that our campaign could be doing what it's doing. And I'm not being facetious, nor am I trying to be trite. There literally are thousands of people across this country who are praying that a little will become much. And it has. And it defies all explanation. It has confounded the pundits, and I'm enjoying every minute of their trying to figure it out, and until they look at it from a, just, experience beyond human, they'll never figure it out. And that's probably just as well. That's honestly why it's happening. Thank you."

[H/T to Sully.]

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