The 699 Club

My BFF Pat Robertson is retiring as CEO of the Christian Broadcasting Network to make way for his son, Gordon.


Pat Robertson, 77, founded the network in 1960 and grew it into a national powerhouse, with cable and broadcast outlets across the country. He'll stay on as chairman.

"I thought that some of this day-to-day operation was important to pass down the line, especially to somebody a little more adept at figuring out the new technologies coming at such a bewildering speed to all of us," Pat Robertson said in his announcement on The 700 Club, which Gordon Robertson produces.
I look forward to future press releases detailing how fags and feminists are responsible for his failure to secure a 10:30 tee time at Pebble Beach. Video of old Patty screaming at Satan to get off his porch is probably too much for which to hope.

I hope he'll continue his Robust Living into retirement, maybe put together a tour of exhibition appearances in which he demonstrates his world-record shattering leg-presses.

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