"I had traditionally been a Democrat. [Voting Democrat] was almost like a reflex mode. I actually remember saying to myself, 'If I was a person really deciding who should be president right now, I'd probably vote for Nixon, because I think the country would be safer with Nixon.'"—Rudy Giuliani explaining his 1972 vote for Democratic candidate George McGovern, even though he really preferred Nixon, for real, honestly, he totally swears.
How can anyone take this guy seriously? He's ridiculous.