You all remember crazed anti-abortion zealot Phil Kline, the former attorney general of Kansas and current county attorney of Johnson County. When last we heard from the panty sniffer, he was filing an eleventy-billion count indictment against Planned Parenthood for a whole raft of offenses, from green-lighting Ishtar to poisoning the precious bodily fluids of the residents of Olathe. Well, Mr. Kline has a wee bit of a problem. It seems that he doesn't actually live in Johnson County, the county he's an attorney for. And it seems that he, you know, kinda has to:
An investigation started in January of this year first uncovered--after a lawsuit due to Johnson County refusing to cooperate--that Phil Kline is making $147,000 per year while only working an average of 29 hours per week.
There are also 6 weeks worth of information that was not included because Johnson County claims "sometimes the system purges information."
So KCTV 5 began to dig even further to find out where Phil spends his time.
Law requires that Phil Kline reside in Johnson County, where he serves as DA. If he doesn't he must "resign or be removed from office."
After weeks of staking out a crummy apartment--located on top of a storage facility owned by Phil Kline supporters where he pays $400 per month--KCTV5 never once saw Mr. Kline or his wife come home to the apartment.
Then after following Mr. Kline and his wife on camera numerous times from work they found both Phil Kline and his wife driving to Topeka and staying at a residence they own there. His wife also regularly picks up his daughter from a Topeka school and she too stays at the Topeka home with her parents.
Oops. You see, Kansas law doesn't just require Kline to have a fig-leaf apartment in Johnson County; he actually has to reside there. If he doesn't reside there, well, then he has to resign.
Which of course would break my heart. Who's going to monitor the sexual activities of the women of Lenexa, if not Phil Kline? Oh, you could argue the women of Lenexa are capable of doing so for themselves, but that's just crazy feminist talk.
