From Chicago to Honolulu.
But Dicky's only seen the sights
From Halliburton and the House of White
What a crazy duo!
But they're cousins,
Identical cousins all the way.
One pair of matching bookends,
Different as night and day.
Where Barry adores cards and bets,
A cigarette and societal safety net,
Our Dicky loves executive control,
A fascist state is his ultimate goal
What a wild duet!
But they're cousins,
Identical cousins all the way.
One pair of matching bookends,
Different as night and day.
Barry has a chest sans hair,
His Audacity of Hope a breath of fresh air,
Our Dicky wants all Muslims in cells,
Opponents he tells to fuck themselves
What a crazy pair!
Still, they're cousins,
Identical cousins and you'll find,
They laugh alike, they walk alike,
At times they even talk alike
You can lose your mind,
When cousins are two of a kind."
--WKW
With thanks to Liss and The Patty Duke Show
