So there was another debate yesterday afternoon, between men who want to bomb the shit out of Iran. This time it was a floor show for Fred Thompson as it was his first and everyone wants to know his opinions about pertinent issues. Apparently senility has kicked in and old Fred doesn't have his actor's retention for verse as he maybe, sort of, never had, as he was constantly glancing downward to look at what I am sure was not a cheat sheet. Who am I to judge a presidential contender who constantly looks down at whatever may be on his podium before any answer?
Since this was Freddie's first debate, it is all about him and he got a whopping 17 minutes of airtime. Do you feel the love? There were others at the debate also.
The Dandy of 9/11 is looking very refreshed and invigorated. Hmm… Botox? I swear New York hated his ass before 9/11 but one would think that the 90s were a ticker tape parade for Gules the way he touts his "accomplishments." Yeah, yeah, yeah crime down, the hos relegated to less touristy streets. Blah!
McCain was the stubborn goat warmonger of the mix with his penless hand ready to pounce on Romney's perfect hair and magical underwear clad crotch. Ron Paul just pisses me off whenever he opens his mouth and I don't bother to pay attention as I am mumbling obscenities under my breath. Remember the Constitution! Yeah, some of us have heard about it, but that won't get him votes! NATIONAL SECURITY BITCH! Constitutional rights are an oddity for the 21st century and have no relevance on citizens. Geez…where the fuck has he been for the last 7 years?! The Constitution is so last century!
I also never realized how short Tancredo was. He's a tiny creature beside Freddie. He still has a big mouth spouting more hate than my whiskey fueled brain can even attempt. Hell, this was a debate about the economy!
Romney loves the line item veto and he exercised it a nonillion times while he was governor. He loves it, but the Dandy of 9/11 is against the line item veto because it is unconstitutional. I feel so safe knowing Dandy Gules is defending the Constitution. However, if there is a legal change regarding the line item veto, Dandy Gules will exercise that right.
There were also others of no relevance unless Ann Coulter was hovering under Duncan Hunter's podium. Since that didn't happen, the debate was about FREDDIE! Here are some handy bullets for all you need to know about FREDDIE!
~ Islamic Fanaticism will destroy everything. So, euthanize grandma because it ain't going to be pretty.
~ The economy is great! Don't listen to your neighbors or look at those bank statements, just believe the White House and Freddie who says it is great. Everyone needs to understand that! There may be "pockets" of economic despair, but the stock market is over 14,000 and nothing else matters.
~ "There are jobs lost and jobs gained." I love folksy slogans.
~ "Prices are set internationally." Unless it involves Wal-Mart.
~ Freddie loves the unions, especially the Screen Actor's Guild of which he is a member. I hear SAG has a great insurance plan. Melissa Gilbert of Little House fame was president for many years. Like any election, SAG had its share of recount and voting irregularities and it was a close race between Gilbert and Valerie Harper of Mary Tyler Moore/Rhoda fame. Politics is everywhere.
(Side note: I am writing this while watching the second showing on MSNBC. It seems more serious this time around unlike at FOUR IN THE AFTERNOON on CNBC with distracting stock tickers making me a dizzy fuck. Watch the videos and see how conscious any of you can remain!
Oh and Chris Matthews aka Tweety aka the Blond Wonder is the conductor of this debate. (Insert joke of your choice)
Back to bullets.
~ "We can’t leave (Iraq) with our tail between our legs. And fight on any front necessary." (Lots of "passion" with these statements.)
FUCK FRED. Watch him speak in the video. I am bored trying to explain Fred's point for you. Watch it yourself! I could personally care less at this point as I tried Kahlua with my coffee when the debate started, but I really hate Kahlua so switched to whiskey. For future reference, if you decide to watch any debate, make sure you have at least 80 proof handy. Though, I am from the south and there is some peach moonshine around here, but I save that for guests. Southern hospitality all the way baby.
Fred Thompson Long Clip Show
Here are the Republican contenders ready for another war! Iraq is getting a bit tiresome so time for a new one. Fox News is tired of white girls disappearing so war is what advertisers need. SHOCK AND AWE is the only way to reach demographics. Romney needs to consult lawyers and attorneys to tell him what to do at the 4:50 mark.
Guess who the ringleader is? THE DANDY OF 9/11! He understands war because he was at GROUND ZERO for all of 29 hours!
That’s all I got folks because I don’t give a fuck.
(Crossposted from Petulant Rumblings.)
