La Jolla and Gomorrah

James Hartline, professional "ex-gay" crackpot, knows why San Diego County is burning: Teh Gayz!

They shook their fists at God and said, "We don't care what God says, we will issue our legal brief to support gay marriage in San Diego!" Then Mayor Jerry Sanders mocked the Christian vote and signed off on this rebellious legal document to support same-sex marriage.

And then the streets of La Jolla under the Mt. Soledad Cross began to cave in.

They shook their fists at God and said, "We don't care what the Bible says, We want the California school children indoctrinated into homosexuality!" And then Governor Schwarzenegger signed into law the heinous SB777 which bans the use of "mom" and "dad" in the text books and promotes homosexuality to all school children in California.

And then the wildfires of Southern California engulfed the land like a raging judgment against the radicalized anti-christian California rebels.
Mayor Jerry Sanders, of course, is the Republican who tearfully expressed his intention to reverse his stance on same-sex marriage after realizing he could not tell his lesbian daughter than her relationship was fundamentally different from and less important than that a mixed-sex couple's. What a zany rebel! No wonder God wants to smite him!

Anyway, I'd like to invite James Hartline to get in line behind Bill O'Reilly at my lemonade stand, where I'll be handing out free samples of juice with a side order of SHUT THE FUCK UP!

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