Googly Goodness Meme

Via PZ, originated by The World's Fair. Here's the lowdown: "[T]he premise is that you will attempt to find 5 statements, which if you were to type into google (preferably google.com, but we'll take the other country specific ones if need be), you'll find that you are returned with your blog as the number one hit."

This was surprisingly easy.

1. Melissa McEwan
2. Queen Cunt of Fuck Mountain
3. feminazi cooter
4. drip of dogwank
5. anti-Catholic bigot

There are others, ones of which I'm proud, like "rape is not a compliment" or "tradition is a dog whistle" for example, and some that reflect Shakesville traditions, like "blogwhoring" and "nostalgia sublime," but I figured those five were the ones everyone wanted to see, for good or bad totally fucking frustrating.