Why Does America Hate America?

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Your detective The Hollywood Dick has discovered Hollywood has dicked America again. The previously dicked chicks who rightfully can't be played anywhere in Right America won all the awards last night. What my sources tell me would make your head spin, probably to the right: . . . . the voters needed a way to strike out at the Bush administration and conservative America. This is hardly a case of Grammy voters [who] love underdogs and comeback stories. Thank the Right God we will always have Reba so people can buy her records. How much lower can it go?

Why does Hollywood America hate America? SnitchBadPundit reports it's because they american. Must go now. Fourwheeling with Toby Keith. Buy American before it is by by America. By for now. HD

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