"Olbermann can't kill him enough." —
Don Imus, on Bill "This Sonofabitch" O'Reilly's awesome offer to send one copy of his book to a soldier in Iraq or Afghanistan for every book purchased. Come on, people! Buy Billo's stinking book, or the men and women risking their lives on the front lines might never know
who's looking out for them, or what it's like to be a brave, brave
culture warrior.
Seriously, you know you've hit the bottom of the fricking barrel when you're offending the sensibilities of this douche-sack:

John also reminds us "Limbaugh tried a similar trick of trying to
make money off the troops with his 'Adopt a soldier' scam."