All I Want for Christmas

The Boob Radio



But only if it's ordered for me with a Boob Mouse



And only if it is programmed to exclusively play music composed by LouReimuller on what I can only imagine he regards as his guitar/girlfriend



Here's Lou with his, uh, instrument



What I like best is how she has no arms.
"A girl with no arms can't fight back!"
I imagine Lou explaining to me.

*shiver*
(Hat tip to Samhita for the Boob Radio, and to Recon, who asks, "Seriously Lou, how long have you been telling the ladies to put the lotion in the basket?" for the guitar.)