Santorum won’t run for president. There goes some beautiful comedy gold, right down the turd tunnel.

Meanwhile, speaking of turds, Turd Blossom (aka Bush's Brain) might be leaving the White House in a matter of weeks. Hmm—what happened to Rove knowing too much? Please, Jeebus, let him get shit-canned and be pissed to high heaven about it, and go on a tell-all rampage spilling the beans like there’s no tomorrow. Nothing would make me happier than to see an exiled Rove flinging shit at Bush like a deranged monkey with an axe to grind.

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