GOP Campaign Strategies

1. If your opponent is a girl, say she’s ugly and probably had plastic surgery.

2. If your opponent is a boy, say he’s gay and cite as proof, where applicable, his childless marriage.

(Thanks to Fritz and Solitaire.)

Shakesville is run as a safe space. First-time commenters: Please read Shakesville's Commenting Policy and Feminism 101 Section before commenting. We also do lots of in-thread moderation, so we ask that everyone read the entirety of any thread before commenting, to ensure compliance with any in-thread moderation. Thank you.

blog comments powered by Disqus