Dude, No Way!

I can't believe they caught Warren Jeffs! I thought he'd be in hiding forever. I mean, those Mormon fundies don't tend to mess around when it comes to concealing their 40-wife-having, thirteen-year-old-girl-marrying rape accomplice sect leaders. But he was pulled over for a traffic violation yesterday near Las Vegas, and now he is, as they say in France, Le Royally Screwed.

Jeffs wishes to inform you, however, that for what it's worth, he blames the black people.

So, these prisons...they're coed, right? Right, guys?