Can You Smell The Lawsuits Brewing?

Of course, keeping your infant safe in a car is very important... but I simply can't stop laughing at this.
Team to host Britney Baby Safety Night
NEWARK, N.J. - The Newark Bears, a minor league baseball team, are hosting a Britney Spears Baby Safety Night to spread the message about keeping babies safe in vehicles.

The event is named for the 24-year-old pop star who drew criticism when she was photographed with her baby son, Sean Preston, sitting on her lap as she drove, and later, in a car seat facing forward rather than facing backward, which some safety regulations say is best.

Fans attending Friday night's game will receive information on baby car seat safety and a chance to win a free car seat from the American Automobile Association.

I can only imagine the shrieks inside the Spears home right now.

Oh, and infantilists, take note:
Those who dress as a baby, bring a baby toy or bring their baby — a child under the age of 4 — get in free.

That should make for an interesting scene in the stands.
The event features a "special guest" who sings and dances, Bears spokesman Joe Montefusco said Thursday. He would not name the guest.

So, who do you think it is? If they bring in Barney, I think they'll have a riot on their hands.

(Ooops, I cross-posted again...)

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