Rest assured…

…peace in the Middle East is on its way, because President Bush is on the case.

“I’m monitoring the situation in the Middle East very closely,’’ Bush said this morning, in a speech at the Port of Miami.

…"We want there to be a long-lasting peace, one that's sustainable.”
He’s a real stunner, that Bush. It really casts into stark relief how much better he is than all our other presidents when he comes out with radically brilliant new approaches to a millennia-old conflict like “monitoring very closely” and “wanting peace.”

The world would be a better place if Clinton had spent less time getting blowjobs and more time devising ingenious strategies like Operation Monitor and Want.

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