Alex Trebek: Shakespeare's Sister, what is your Final Jeopardy Question?
Shakes: Alex, I have "What are Things George Bush Can't Keep His Filthy Hands Off Of?"
Alex Trebek: That is correct! What did you wager?
Shakes: Al Gore and John Kerry.
Alex Trebek: Well, Shakes, it looks like even though you got the question right, you've managed to lose, anyway.
Shakes: Sure does, Alex.
Alex Trebek: Thanks for playing.
Shakes: What do you care? You're Canadian.