...Sandra Rodrigues of Utah, who with her family has been standing outside the Russell Senate Office Building all week, [has been] shouting at senators and displaying signs urging "Stop Same Sex Marriage: It Endorses Masturbation." "If same-sex marriage is endorsed," she explained, "then you're going to have children think it's just another option to have pleasure."I'm gay, and seeing as how I just bought a house with my girlfriend of going-on four years, of course I'd love to marry her.
But as a separate issue, WHO OPPOSES MASTURBATION??? Good lord! Everyone spends nights alone sometimes, however committed your relationship. People travel for jobs and such, some people are currently between relationships, and some people really aren't interested in being in a relationship.
What I do, with myself, alone in my bed ain't nobody's business but my own, and if Sandra Rodrigues of Utah wants the Senate to ban gay marriage and have the masturbation police come knocking on peoples' doors, all I can say is, "Your freedom to get crazy about nothing in particular stops at my curb, lady. Get offa my lawn!"
