This just in: Generalíssimo Francisco Franco is still dead!


And Michelle Malkin is still a stinking hypocrite!

Earlier this week I posted about Michelle "it's conservatives themselves who blow the whistle on their bad boys and go after the real extremism on their side of the aisle" Malkin's half-assed "whistle blowing" on Ann Coulter. Coulter, apparently drunk on the non-stop media rimjob she's received since slamming the 9/11 widows, has scraped the bottom of the barrel into non-existence; opening her cracked, yellowing beak and screeching:
John Murtha: The reason soldiers invented "fragging."
(See the link to Shakes if you're not familiar with the term "fragging." Basically, once again, Coulter has insinuated that someone should be killed for the crime of disagreeing with her. (I'd also be interested to hear how Murtha's fellow soldiers feel about this slimy comment.)

While I'm sure that her usual "It was just a joke" excuse is in full effect, I suppose I'm going to have to state the obvious: If, say, Michael Moore had said something along the lines of: "George Bush: The reason we have abortion," conservatives would go completely apeshit. But, since this is Coulter, we're supposed to completely laugh it off. Oh, you liberals! You have no sense of humor!

Ann Coulter is as funny as a case of genital warts.

Coulter has gone beyond "joking," and her statements are appalling. She has become so "unhinged," that even conservatives are beginning to realize she's going too damn far. So, one would think that Malkin, Miss "Conservatives Police their Own" would be all over this, right?

You foolish, foolish person.

How can she blow the whistle on Coulter when that goddamn Keith Olbermann has the goddamn nerve to publish a book? I should warn you, that link goes to Malkin's blog, but if you want a perfect example of Malkin hypocrisy, it's there in a few sentences.
The obscene, abusive, unhinged jerk Keith Olbermann earns his own prize.

His book, "Worst Person in the World," is due out in September.

The "worst person" designation, he told a reporter last December, is "for somebody who's wrong and egregiously stupid and abusing their own position."

Takes one to know one.

Gee, was she kicking her widdle feet and holding her breath until she turned blue while writing this? Apparently, according to her links, Keith should be ashamed for being so nasty and abusive to people such as... get this... Ann Coulter! Of course, when Dick Cheney behaves in a similar manner, it's just fine. And when this happens:
Olbermann's antagonists, who asked not to be named, repeatedly claimed in their June 8 E-mails that dead Al Qaeda terrorist Abu Musab al-Zarqawi was Olbermann's "hero," prompting the television star to advise: "Hey, save the oxygen for somebody whose brain can use it. Kill yourself."
He's evil. EVIL!

Coulter? Just a comedian.

Not to mention, that this book cover:...is nasty and evil and not at all nice, especially when conservatives have never, ever even considered stooping that low, right?
*cough*
*cough*

So, let's recap:
Ann Coulter saying John Murtha should be fragged: Just fine.

Keith Olbermann writing a book that's more or less exactly what Malkin wrote: "Obscene, abusive, unhinged jerk."
The "worst person" designation, he told a reporter last December, is "for somebody who's wrong and egregiously stupid and abusing their own position."
Wow... that must have really stung, eh Michelle? Anticipating your own chapter or something?

Welcome to Coulter's world, Miss Boo Freakin' Hoo. Your thinly-veiled racism, lying, dishonesty and assorted wingnuttery, haven't quite put you on the same level as the Screeching Harpy, but you're soooo close...

Try suggesting a prominent liberal should be killed. Or encourage people at a speaking engagement to attack opposing voices. That should catapult you directly into Wackyland.

After all, it's obvious that in your mind, shenannigans such as these are just fine. If you're a conservative.

(What you want for nothin'? A rubber cross-post?)


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