Matthews: Unleashed!

Did anyone else watch The Colbert Report last night? Chris Matthews was Stephen’s guest, and he was an utter lunatic. At first, he seemed as though he would be more reasonable than usual…and then everything went pear-shaped. He got stuck on one of his maniacal “HA!”s, and did it like 10 times in a row, which sort of sounded vaguely like laughter, but also like machine gun fire through a thick block of gelatin.

Then he completely lost the plot and put Colbert in a headlock. It was all meant to seem like fun and games, but I couldn’t get over my impression that Matthews looked like a giant Rockem Sockem Robot that had come loose from its mooring, swallowed a bucket of PCP, and gone on a rampage.

Howsabout some wrastlin', girly-man?

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