Dear Lost,

I love you so very much. And how did you know I always liked that bald guy from Sex and the City? Sometimes I swear we're sharing a brain. Except we're not sharing all of it, because you have the part that goes "hey, check this out! Lots of crazy stuff is going on over on yonder island! Sexiness and mystery abound!" and I have the part that goes "dude, that's INSANE!" So really, it's a rather symbiotic little sitch we got ourselves. Yes, indeedy it is.

Sincerely,
Tart