How could Gary Sinise be a Republican*? WTF? He started the Steppenwolf, which is all liberal and shit. That’s so weird.
Am I the only person in the world who didn’t know Gary Sinise is a Republican?
And why have I only bumped into Republican actors? Gary Sinise (very nice), Mel Gibson (super nice), and Bruce Willis (total dick). What gives?
If I hadn’t been in an elevator with Tommy Lee Jones, who will still glowing with the aura of once having been Al Gore’s roommate, I’d consider the first 31 years of my life a total loss.
* Yes, I looked it up. He's really a genuine GOP-er.