Actual Headline

Bush to Say ‘America Is Addicted to Oil’ in Talk. Wow, who clued him in on that fucking newsflash? Time to start praying to Jesus, I guess. Since he helped Bush kick his addiction, maybe he can help America kick ours.

Not a headline: Bush to Admit He is America’s Biggest Enabler.

Give it to me, stud.

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