Let's Make a List

I have discovered via the Chemist that Rob over at Dirty Liberal Words, inspired by a truly strange and wonderful list of Thirty Facts about Chuck Norris, wishes to compile a similar list concerning our squishy vice president. Maybe Rob will even get all scientist-like and make a neat little graph with his findings. Who knows? My contributions are as follows:
Dick Cheney uses his left hand instead of toilet paper and eats candy bars with the wrappers still on.

Dick Cheney can survive solely on soap suds and courage, and has been living in your plumbing system for going on six weeks.

Dick Cheney is the proud owner of an impressive collection of miniature top hats, plastic monacles, and a cane that once belonged to Fred Astaire, which he uses to pick his nose when nobody is looking.

Dick Cheney ate the worm, and the bottle too.

Dick Cheney is genuinely insulted by your initial asking price.

Dick Cheney still doesn't understand what all the fuss is about.

Any ideas?

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