Listen, Saddam is not angry. He just wants to know where his pens are, that's all.
You make an interesting point, Mr. Judge Man. And Saddam does not wish to sever your head, as such a thing would result in splattery blood all over his new shirt. Armani, you know. Saddam just wishes for the return of his writing implements, so that he may doodle some flowers, maybe, or a really neat three-dimensional box. Saddam thinks this trial is boring.