Yeah, Angelina—you godless hussy!
Is it just me, or is there something mind-bogglingly incongruous in an “abstinence mission” referring to bling? And does that mean that once you get an engagement ring, it’s okay to, uh, engage? What about one of the promise rings that are all the rage with the virgin set?
I’m so confused.
(Nicked from D-listed.)
