Tom Noe Indicted

In what has to be the most boring (and nerdy) political scandal of all time, Toledo-area coin dealer Tom Noe has been indicted on three counts of money laundering which allowed him to contribute egregious sums of money to President Bush’s re-election campaign.

Please sit down, Shakers. What this means is that the Ohio Republican Party is crooked and that the Bush administration does business with criminals. I'm sorry to have to be the bearer of this devastating news.

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