This Week in Royal Family Gossip: Let's Dish!

Item: Yet another tragicomical substance-related arrest for the Bush Dynasty provides additional fodder for the seemingly endless Nature v. Nurture discussion. Are these recurrent issues the result of an unfortunate genetic makeup that simultaneously suspends critical thinking skills while increasing the desire for brain saturation? Or rather are these incidents proof that years of coddling and reassurance of entitlement regardless of whether one's reading skills correspond to one's year in school will inevitably result in a general disregard for the well-being of oneself and others? An engaging question, to be sure.