and you thought he wasn't getting shit done!

Au contraire, mon frere! Bush met yesterday with some five Texan newspaper reporters and gave a nice two-handed blow job to the Christian Right in the form of a statement in which he touted the advangates of teaching Intelligent Design along with Real Science.

"I think that part of education is to expose people to different schools of thought"

Yeah bro, you're a real fucking Renaissance Man. This was the same session in which he declared his absolute confidence in Ol' Pigface. You gotta admire the guy for really using that 15-minute interview space.
In other news, due to excellent 'big boy' behavior yesterday, he got to talk to astronauts with a really neat Space Phone. Then he got to press three red buttons. It was the best day ever!