The Gipper’s Heir

Many of Bush’s most fervent supporters love to see Bush as Ronald Regan’s heir apparent—a straight-talkin’, no-nonsense cowboy who draws a hard line when dealing with perceived external threats to Americans and who isn’t afraid to claim both God and the flag for his own. Never did the comparisons flow so freely as when Reagan died last year, and while the Right waxed rhapsodic about the man who carried on their torch, the Left drew unflattering comparisons between the two administrations’ soaring deficits, cynical pandering to conservative evangelicals, and ignoring of a deepening AIDS crisis—Reagan’s blind eye turned to America; Bush’s to Africa.

Reading Newsweek’s cover story of their August 8 issue this morning, “America’s Most Dangerous Drug,” I realized that there was yet another comparison that begged to be made. As Reagan spent much of his administration ignoring (and, indeed, exploiting) the chronic problem of cocaine and crack use in America, his best stab at combating the problem an ineffectual campaign summed up in three words: Just Say No, Bush steadfastly insists on making marijuana the centerpiece of his war on drugs, while methamphetamine ravages America from sea to shining sea.

The dubious hook upon which the administration hangs its dogged focus on marijuana is the oft-cited assertion that pot is a gateway drug, even though studies have shown convincing evidence to the contrary.

The Bush administration has made marijuana the major focus of its anti-drug efforts, both because there are so many users (an estimated 15 million Americans) and because it considers pot a "gateway" to the use of harder substances. "If we can get a child to 20 without using marijuana, there is a 98 percent chance that the child will never become addicted to any drug," says White House Deputy Drug Czar Scott Burns, of the Office of National Drug Control Policy. "While it may come across as an overemphasis on marijuana, you don't wake up when you're 25 and say, 'I want to slam meth!' " But those fighting on the front lines say the White House is out of touch. "It hurts the federal government's credibility when they say marijuana is the No. 1 priority," says Deputy District Attorney Mark McDonnell, head of narcotics in Portland, Ore., which has been especially hard hit. Meth, he says, "is an epidemic and a crisis unprecedented."
Meth users are flooding into American rehab programs and jails; so pervasive in the problem in some areas that local newspapers are beginning to run meth round-ups. The Mail Tribune in Jackson County, Oregon compiles weekly local meth stats to demonstrate the effects of meth on the community. The July 6 edition includes:
Arrests — Nine people were arrested last week and lodged in the Jackson County Jail on meth-related charges. Seven were arrested for possessing meth; one was arrested for possessing, manufacturing and delivering meth; and one was arrested for possessing meth and manufacturing and delivering the controlled substance within 1,000 feet of a school. Four arrests were in conjunction with other criminal charges.

[…]

Child welfare — The local child welfare office of the state’s department of human services removed 12 children from six homes last week and placed them into protective custody, in part, due to meth use in the family.
Meth babies are the new crack babies, as 40% of child-welfare officials surveyed by the National Association of Counties reported an increase in out-of-home placements last year due to meth. Social services, law enforcement agencies, and drug rehabilitation programs struggle mightily against a lack of resources to combat the exploding problem of methamphetamine use, related crime, and meth manufacture, the latter of which is also of grave concern for the environment, with five pounds of toxic waste resulting for every pound of meth produced.

While these problems exponentially multiply in every region of the country, from rural areas to urban centers, the Bush administration drags its feet:
The drug czar's office hasn't made any legislative proposals, or weighed in on any of those coming from Capitol Hill; officials there say they want to get a better sense of what works before throwing their weight around. Members of Congress whose districts have been ravaged by the drug are forcing the issue: the ranks of the House's bipartisan "meth caucus" have swelled from just four founding members in 2000 to 118 today, and the group has been fighting the administration's efforts to cut federal spending on local law enforcement.

[…]

On the Hill last week, the deputy drug czar walked into a buzz saw, as members vented their frustration over his office's level of attention to the problem. "This isn't the way you tackle narcotics," said GOP Rep. Mark Souder of Indiana. "How many years do we have to see the same pattern at an increasing rate in the United States until there's something where we have concrete recommendations, not another cotton-pickin' meeting? ... This committee is trying desperately to say, 'Lead!' "
When the completely batshit insane Mark Souder sounds like the voice of reason, you know this is a serious, serious problem.

Meth is taking its toll on Americans—those who fight the Sisyphean task of fighting the exploding number of addicts and the addicts themselves, who require more time in intensive outpatient or residential drug treatment than currently occurs.
Meth effects can last up to six months for just one use, and the drug can do greater damage to a person's physical, behavioral and thinking functions than many other illicit drugs or alcohol. For this reason, it takes much longer to treat a person with a meth addiction than it does to treat someone with a cocaine or heroin problem. This time factor is also one reason why so many meth treatments currently fail.

Most adult residential drug treatment programs -- the essential first stop for breaking an addiction -- have been shortened from 45 or 30 days to only 10 to 14. The problem is even worse for adolescents. Residential treatment programs for that age group have "dried up" due to budget cuts, Hall said.

A former meth user whose before and after mug shots are used by law enforcement officials to illustrate the devastating effects of methamphetamine addiction. These pictures were taken only three years apart. In the second picture, she is only 42 years old, is 40 pounds lighter than the earlier, pre-addiction picture, and has only two teeth left.

Senators Dianne Feinstein (D-CA) and Jim Talent (R-MO) have introduced a bill to begin to address the problem, calling for strict restrictions on the sale of pseudoephedrine-based products, which are used to cook up meth. It’s a start—and it’s surely a nonpartisan issue if ever I saw one, one which we can all get behind. But the next step is having our president make this a priority—and ensure that adequate funding is given to those on the front lines in the battle against meth. Reagan’s inadequate Just Say No campaign failed to reduce the use and trafficking of illegal drugs; the problem actually worsened. Bush’s determination to deal with the meth problem by sticking his head in the sand will elicit the same result. If he doesn’t pull his head out and pay attention, it will be another less than flattering legacy he shares with the Gipper.

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Must-Read

Pam on skin, the color of money, and the importance of talking about race. It’s really great. Go check it out.

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Another Republican Pedophile…

…to add to the list. This one’s from Texas:

A Denton County constable drove to a Colorado restaurant on Thursday and called a woman he met through the Internet to let her know he had arrived, according to court papers.

Instead of Marsha showing up with her 8-year-old daughter for a sexual encounter, he met her colleagues – Cañon City, Colo., police officers.

Larry Dale Floyd, a 62-year-old constable from The Colony, was arrested on suspicion of soliciting to have sex with a child and was charged with seven related crimes, Cañon City police said.

[…]

Charges against Mr. Floyd include conspiracy and criminal intent to commit sexual assault on a child, pandering of a child, inducement of child prostitution, trafficking in children, criminal solicitation, solicitation for child prostitution and enticement of a child.

[…]

In one phone conversation, Rick asked whether Marsha knew any other children. Marsha replied that she had a friend with a 16-month-old boy and 3-year-old girl.

"He wanted us to be able to have my friend's two children for the weekend so we could be sexually active with them also," the officer wrote in the probable cause statement.

[…]

Mr. Floyd has been a Denton County constable since 1993. A Republican, Mr. Floyd was unopposed in his most recent re-election in November.

"My promise to the people was to have a high level of visibility and to serve the citizens in a professional manner," Mr. Floyd wrote on the Web site for his Constable's Office.
High level of visibility? Check. Serving the citizens in a professional manner? Well, if you count being a professional pervert, check.

What the hell is it with these people? And exactly how much of this crap am I going to have to read while simultaneously being lectured by the GOP about how they’re the party of moral values? Get real, you bullshit artists. Your party is full of men who use your cloak of alleged virtue to hide their depraved proclivities, and until you can purge your ranks of this inordinate number of elected perverts and quit peddling your godliness under the guise of hatred, I don’t want to hear anything more about how you’re so superior to the rest of us mere mortals, whose greatest transgression is simply not worshipping your hypocrite king.


(Hat tip Atrios.)

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My Grandfather's Granddaughter

My granddad was an extremely funny man.

He died when I was only nine; far too soon, stolen from me quite suddenly before I ever got to know him as a grown-up, which is one of the saddest facts of my life. But my memories of him are quite vivid, and when I mentioned to my mother tonight that after telling someone a bit about him, my correspondent had noted, “Now I see that what you are is your grandfather's granddaughter,” my mother nodded with wide-eyed mock exasperation: “Oh, yes.”

He was NYPD, a detective, but he never looked like a cop. Nearly always sporting a goatee in his later years (and known at the precinct as “The Fuzz with the fuzz” for it), he also favored black turtlenecks, ever looking more likely to recite Ginsberg than arrest a perp. In fact, I never saw his gun, not once. It was out of the holster and into a locked drawer in his dresser the moment he walked in the door, and we were allowed nowhere near that dresser. Guns were serious business, and when he was home, he was anything but serious.

His father, my great-grandfather, had been a Vaudevillian—a contortionist acrobat clown, to be precise—and my granddad was the star of his own mobile stage. He always had a joke for every occasion; in his wallet, he carried a tiny notebook full of punch lines, for which he could remember every set-up—hundreds of jokes ready to go at a moment’s notice. My mom is fond of telling the story of how, on the plane home from a visit with my grandparents in NYC when I was 18 months old, I was already repeating the punch line of a joke I’d heard my granddad tell. She was convinced her child was a genius. Nah—just a sucker for a good joke, even then.

My granddad was also the most captivating raconteur I’ve ever met in my life, asked to tell the same stories over and over, by both adults and children alike; one of my favorite series of pictures that my compulsive shutterbug of a mother ever took was of me, on Christmas Eve at age six, dressed in green footie pajamas, sitting on the floor with my granddad, who was telling me the story of Noah and the Ark. It was hours long, or certainly seemed like it, and his descriptions of Noah’s furious but futile attempts to keep the ark free of poop produced by his thousands of animal passengers had me in such fits of laughter; in picture after picture, my head is thrown back, giggling uncontrollably, or raptly staring at him, hanging on his every word, a giant grin of anticipation on my little face.

He was wickedly clever, but would do just about anything for a laugh, no matter how asinine. Each day, he went on long walks through the city, and he loved buying complete bullshit, as long as it was a bargain. He once bought a pair of size 18 sneakers because they were only $2, so long on his feet that he had to walk up the stairs sideways when he came home. When my grandmother saw him, she burst into gales of laughter. He took them off and dumped them in the trash, commenting, “That was worth two bucks.”

His favorite purchases, however, were rubber insects, gelatinous globby creatures of various shapes and sizes, and facial prosthetics—the uglier the better. Sometimes he would come in the door sporting not just a fake nose, but a fake lizard dripping down his head, too.


You wouldn’t know it from that picture, but he was actually quite a handsome fellow.

Eager to be in on his gags, I would join him in pretending to be asleep when we heard my mom or nana coming, only to jump up to startle them—and good sports that they were, they always acted surprised. We’d watch TV in their living room with small rubber monkeys hanging from our noses, until my nana noticed and laughed, or I’d spend hours with him trying to teach me to wiggle my ears, like he could. I never managed it, but I can raise both eyebrows independently of each other, which he could never do.

I remember that he was a great cook, especially his Italian sausages (in spite of his decidedly not Italian lineage), that he looked after thousands of guppies kept in huge tanks in the cellar, that he collected stamps, that he always stuck gift bows to his forehead every Christmas, and that called me Lisser. And I remember walks with him through the city, during which he would hop over parking meters in a single bound.

His long walks through the city he loved, and made me love as I came to associate its wonder and beauty and madness and fun with the sidewalk strolls spent with my tiny hand in his, were, in the end, what killed him. He never learned how to drive, as there was no need, and skipped the bus or the subway whenever he could. The 20 block walk to the doctor got his heart pumping, and left undiagnosed the dangerously low blood pressure which led to his fatal stroke at age 63.

I didn’t attend his funeral—I was too young, it was decided. But I’ve been told that, laid in his casket, he had a smile playing at the edges of his mouth, and everyone expected him to sit up at any moment and announce it had all been a gag.

I miss him still, so desperately, and I wish more than anything that I could know him now. Even though I’m sure he was a flawed man, he is perfect in my memory—a circumstance I’d happily exchange if it had meant more time to know him. I wish I had just one more walk with him. It would be nice to find out what he thought of how I turned out, and whether I could make him laugh.

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Hilarious!

I've only now just stopped laughing at Steve, Don't Eat It!, and now I'm in fits of giggles over this, the link to which was sent to me by Charlie at Shades of Grey. Thanks, Charlie!

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ALTHOUGH
I LIKE A GOOD
GEORGE W. BUSH JOKE
AS MUCH AS THE NEXT
GUY, SOME OF THEM
SEEM GRATUITOUS AND
MEAN-SPIRITED.

BY MATT ALEXANDER

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Q: How many telemarketers does
it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: Wouldn't a more relevant
question be "How many pounds
of cocaine has Bush snorted?"

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A doctor, a lawyer, and an accountant
all die and go to heaven on the same
day. When they get to the Pearly Gates,
they are greeted by St. Peter.
St. Peter says, "Scott McClellan is a
lying sack of shit and I'd tell him
so myself if he weren't going straight
to hell when he dies."

- - - -

Q: What do you get when you
cross an elephant and a rhino?

A: I'm not sure, but if the answer
is "A cure for Parkinson's disease,"
then Bush will try to stop scientists
from breeding them. Because he
likes it when people get Parkinson's.

- - - -

This guy walks into a bar carrying
a small poodle in one hand and a
bowling ball in the other. The guy
says, "I'd like a glass of milk for me
and a whiskey for my poodle." The
bartender says, "Yeah? Well, I'd like
an impartial and independent
judiciary, but try telling that to Bush,
Frist, and the rest of the GOP!"

- - - -

Q: What do you get when you
cross a giraffe and a monkey?

A: I'm sorry, I can't think about
that right now because I'm too
busy wondering why Congress
hasn't launched an official
investigation into Bush lying to
the American public about WMDs
and leading us into a war under
false pretenses. Tell you what—as
soon as I solve that little riddle,
I'll get to work on your little
genetic experiment.

- - - -

Q: How many eggs does it
take to make a good omelet?

A: Three. By the way, Tom DeLay
is a hypocrite of the highest order.

- - - -

Did you hear that Bill Clinton hired
a new intern? It turns out that
his old intern had to go home and
spend time with her family after her
brother was killed in Iraq.

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Q: How many golf players does
it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: The answer may be locked away
in the minutes of Cheney's secret
energy meetings. However, conventional
wisdom says that the meetings were
probably about finding a Cabinet-level
position for a pre-scandal Ken Lay or
about doing business with the Taliban.

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Knock-knock.

Who's there?

Under the Patriot Act,
we don't have to tell you that.

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The Get to Know Your Blogmistress Quiz

Okay, so I started this because I thought it would be a fun new meme, but it was actually a lot of work. So I’m not going to tag anyone (especially not John Howard, who would probably stab me with a sword, because Floridians are crazy like that), but if anyone ends up doing a quiz, please trackback to this post (or email me, if you don’t do trackback) so I can check it out.

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Ten multiple choice questions, each with four possible answers. Three of them are true; you pick out the one that is false. Whoever wins gets the ultimate prize: Bragging Rights.

Off we go…

1. Which of the following bands has Shakespeare’s Sister never seen in concert?

A. The Smiths
B. The Cure
C. New Kids on the Block
D. Siouxsie and the Banshees

2. Which of the following is not a food that Shakespeare’s Sister refuses to eat?

A. Hotdogs
B. Eggs
C. Cabbage
D. Peeps

3. Which of the following movies has Shakespeare’s Sister never seen?

A. Taxi Driver
B. Mean Streets
C. Chinatown
D. Raging Bull

4. Which of the following is not something Shakespeare’s Sister said to a former fat fuck Republican coworker?

A. If you ever read my email again, I’ll kill you.
B. Your wife must be clinically insane.
C. Get your enormous head out of my sight.
D. You reek of booze.

5. Which of the following has Shakespeare’s Sister never done while drunk?

A. Called Britain on a friend’s regular landline and had a very expensive two-hour conversation.
B. Fell asleep in a friend’s bathroom with her bare foot against a radiator and woke up with second-degree burns on her sole.
C. Spent the entirety of her paycheck on pizzas, booze, and cigars for an entire floor of her university dorm.
D. Completely blown off an awards ceremony at a major business convention, sending her even more drunk underling in her stead, who then threw a punch at the boss after winning an award.

6. Which of the following has Shakespeare's Sister never done while tripping?

A. Asked a transvestite at the Melrose Diner to please put her breasts away.
B. Stared at a poster of Suede until Brett Anderson winked at her.
C. Gotten trapped at work and forced to work on an important project for the city.
D. Deliberately freaked out herself and a friend by reading excerpts from The Encyclopedia of Serial Killers.

7. Which of the following has Shakespeare’s Sister never purchased as a gift for Mr. Shakes?

A. An A-Team lunchbox.
B. A 19th-century Russian cigarette case engraved with an image of Tolstoy.
C. A pair of boxers covered in hearts and honey bees.
D. A signed copy of The English Patient.

8. Which of the following has not been the name of one of Shakespeare’s Sister’s pets?

A. Matthew the Turtle
B. Bobby the Parakeet
C. Teddy the Dog
D. Oscar the Cat

9. Which of the following is not a nickname of Mr. Shakes’ for Shakespeare’s Sister?

A. Bawheed
B. Chunkles
C. Kabuffle
D. Nushtelhead

10. Which of the following is not a statement Shakespeare’s Sister would use to describe herself?

A. I’m easily tricked.
B. I’m easily chilled.
C. I’m easily amused.
D. I’m easily mistaken for a Campbell’s Soup Kid.

Extra Credit Essay Question: Shakespeare’s Sister’s favorite word is wev. Provide its etymology and definition, and give a sample statement using the name George Bush that might elicit a wev from Shakespeare’s Sister.

Please lay down your pencils as soon as your quiz is complete.

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Drink the Kool-Aid…Drink It!!!

Remember the Kool-Aid Man? Ya know—this dude:


A couple days ago, I realized that our favorite administration spokeswhore bears a striking resemblance to him.


I mean, is it just me, or do those two not look scarily alike?

It’s kind of interesting that Scott McClellan’s cartoon doppelganger is a chubby pot o’ junk that’s bad for you who bursts into American homes on a regular basis to pour Kool-Aid down people’s throats.

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Quote of the Day

It must be very strange to be President Bush. A man of extraordinary vision and brilliance approaching to genius, he can't get anyone to notice. He is like a great painter or musician who is ahead of his time, and who unveils one masterpiece after another to a reception that, when not bored, is hostile.

PowerLine’s Hindrocket


Yeah, it’s real unusual for a rich, spoiled, narcissistic, over-indulged, under-criticized, belligerent assmonkey who’s been handed more power than he deserves to be flummoxed by others’ inability to see him for the man of extraordinary brilliance that he is. Forget the rest of us noticing his genius; it’s time President Wonderful (not to mention the sycophantic Hindrocket) noticed what the rest of us saw a long time ago—that this brilliant emperor isn’t wearing any clothes.

(Hat tip Blogenlust.)

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Friday Fun

I know that my last post was entirely too serious for a Friday; frankly, just the research for it nearly fried my brain. So in reward for plowing through it, I present Steve, Don’t Eat It! which is so hysterical I had to run out for a smoke just so I could laugh out loud.

(Hat tip to the always wonderful Spontaneous Arising.)

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Eighty Minus One is Seventy-Nine

I'll admit that I don't really need a specific reason to be disappointed with this administration. I have maintained a general state of disappointment, a dysthymia of sorts, since around 2000. Like when Bush declared his initial pledge of $15 to the tsunami relief effort; who knew whether to laugh or cry first? Hopefully we all did both. I have this thing where I laugh when things aren't funny, like when I learned that it costs about $15 million to build a junior high school in San Diego. So I tried to maintain my sick sense of humor when I learned this:

Derrick Jackson of the Boston Globe writes:
Jan Egeland, the UN relief coordinator, said this week that 150,000 children will die soon without immediate aid. This is on top of famines in other parts of Africa. Relief agencies have been warning about the possibility of this since last fall, but for all of the self-praise of wealthy nations at the recent Group of Eight summit, the response to this crisis has been appalling.

An initial call for aid by the UN in November resulted in almost nothing. This spring the UN called for $16 million and received only $3.8 million. The crisis has escalated so rapidly that Egeland revised the figure needed to $30 million, but so far, only $10 million has come in.

Egeland said the sloth of the world is a tragedy in itself. He said that if the wealthy nations had been on top of the crisis early, it would have cost only $1 a day to halt malnutrition in Niger. Now, he says, it will take $80 a day. The sloth so got under Egeland's skin that he said the $3.5 billion a year that the UN asks wealthy countries for humanitarian aid ''is one-third what Europeans eat in ice cream a year and is one-10th of what Americans spend on their pets a year."

The United States, unfortunately, stands out for standing on the sidelines. Bush has boasted of increases of aid to Africa, and, yes, the United States is by far the world's biggest giver of aid in absolute dollars. But it has taken three years for Bush's Millennium Challenge Account to start giving out aid, and as a portion of our gross domestic product, we are at the bottom of wealthy nations. British Prime Minister Tony Blair wanted the nations to commit to a target of 0.7 percent of GNP for aid at the G-8 summit. Sweden, Norway, Luxembourg, and Denmark all already give at least 0.7 percent. The United States gives 0.16 percent. It is the only wealthy nation under 0.2 percent.

Some simple math:
.16% GDP given in aid by the United States= Bush, Rummy, Condie, you're all hypocrites. You don't give one of your $500 collie's shits about human rights, and you make me physically ill. Don't even talk to me about "Iraqi Freedom". I can't hear you anymore.

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Next Stop: Cuba

Okay, you know how every once in awhile, you read a news story that’s just so nuts, you honestly can’t believe it, even though you’ve sworn a thousand times that nothing the Bush administration could do would surprise you anymore? This is one of those stories:

US Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice has announced the creation of a new post to help "accelerate the demise" of the Castro regime in Cuba.

Caleb McCarry, a veteran Republican Party activist, was appointed as the Cuba transition co-ordinator.
(Hat tip A Brooklyn Bridge.)

First of all, there’s the issue of embarking on this operation while still mired in both Iraq and Afghanistan, and even if this isn’t going to be executed via a military intervention, there’s still perhaps something to be said for keeping our eye on one regime change ball at a time, you know what I mean? The Bush administration hasn’t exactly proven itself competent multi-taskers.

More importantly, however, is what I found when I started doing a little research on this McCarry character, inspired by my curiosity at how, exactly, “a veteran Republican Party activist” is qualified to lead this so-called “Cuba transition.” Well, McCarry is, in fact, not a party activist so much as a “veteran congressional staff expert on Latin America” and a Professional Staff Member on the House International Relations Committee. His name pops up in articles on the 2004 El Salvadoran elections, as project director for a US Agency for International Development (AID)-funded international observer mission for the 1990 Nicaraguan elections, on a list of speakers at an AID-hosted round table discussion on the 2001 Nicaraguan elections, and as the project director for a $2 million AID-funded project to support the institutional and logistical development of the National Congress of Guatemala, among others. Much of the US involvement in Central American affairs done under McCarry’s leadership was carried out under the Center for Democracy, a bi-partisan organization started in 1984 by Allen Weinstein (who is currently the National Archivist, nominated last year and sworn in early this year with the fervent support of Karl Rove and Alberto Gonzales amid serious concerns of archival, historical, and other governmental watchdog organizations, who noted that it was “the first time since 1985 that the process of nominating an Archivist of the United States ha[d] not been open for public discussion and input”). During the 1990 Nicaraguan elections, the Center for Democracy office in Managua (funded in part by AID) was implicated in the provocation of a pre-election violent incident while under McCarry’s direction.

In addition to McCarry’s involvement with the Center for Democracy, his name is, perhaps even more troublingly, found in a whole heck of a lot of places associated with Haiti, specifically the resignation/removal of Aristide. See here (where McCarry asserts that a Haitian election was manipulated by Aristide and his partisans), here (where he is listed as a speaker at a meeting on Haiti's November 2000 Elections and Challenges for U.S. Policy), and especially here, which is a great article by Max Blumenthal examining whether the Bush administration allowed a network of right-wing Republicans to foment a violent coup in Haiti, in which McCarry is described as a staunchly anti-Aristide staffer on the House Foreign Relations Committee who, according to a former senior State Department official, "worked hand in glove with [Stanley Lucas, the federally funded International Republican Institute's (IRI) senior program officer for Haiti]..."

So McCarry was an integral figure in the US’s involvement with Haiti, whatever, exactly, it was (and we all know how well that’s going). Now he’s been put in charge of “accelerat[ing] the demise" of the Castro regime in Cuba. Fantastic. I can’t wait to see what turmoil we cause there, too.

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Friday Blogwhoring

Wouldn't you like to be a blogwhore, too?

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Whuh?

Frist Breaks with Bush on Stem-Cell Bill

Buh?

WASHINGTON - Senate Majority Leader Bill Frist on Friday threw his support behind House-passed legislation to expand federal financing for human embryonic stem cell research, breaking with President Bush and religious conservatives in a move that could impact his prospects for seeking the White House in 2008.

"It's not just a matter of faith, it's a matter of science," Frist, R-Tenn., said on the floor of the Senate.


Guh?

At the White House, press secretary Scott McClellan said Frist had given Bush advance notice of his announcement. "The president said, `You've got to vote your conscious,'" McClellan said.


(Something tells me that's a 100% accurate quote)

A heart-lung transplant surgeon who opposes abortion, Frist said loosening Bush's strict limitations on stem cell research would lead to scientific advances and "bridge the moral and ethical differences" that have made the issue politically charged.

"While human embryonic stem cell research is still at a very early stage, the limitation put into place in 2001 will, over time, slow our ability to bring potential new treatments for certain diseases," the Tennessee lawmaker said in his speech.

"Therefore, I believe the president's policy should be modified. We should expand federal funding ... and current guidelines governing stem cell research, carefully and thoughtfully, staying within ethical bounds," he said.


Muh?

The announcement came the same week that a group of supporters for the research, StemPAC, launched a television ad in New Hampshire criticizing Frist for not scheduling a vote on the issue. Frist added on Friday that he expected debate and a vote when the Senate returns from vacation in the fall.

With those political realities in mind, Frist argued that his positions on stem cell research and abortion were not inconsistent. He said the decision was about policy, not politics.


Zuh?


*sputtering* What... what is this.. Bizarro world??

Update: Pam has the Freeper reaction. It's priceless.

(Oops, I cross-posted again)

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D’oh!

TPM:

It's amazing how the mind works.

Of all the things for John Bolton to forget about, he forgets that he was interviewed for the Joint State-CIA IG Report on the Niger forgeries.
Isn’t that a gosh dern coinkydink?

Seriously, Mr. Moustache deserves a recess appointment to the UN like George Tenet deserves a medal of freedom, Tommy Franks deserves a medal of freedom, Condoleezza Rice deserves a promotion, Karl Rove deserves a raise, Paul Wolfowitz deserves an appointment to the World Bank…oh hell. This guy is so crooked and unlikable that by Bush administration standards, he deserves a damn castle in the sky forged of gold.

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Friday Blogrollin'

The Tattered Coat. Go read anything. It’s all good.

The Immoral Minority, who, in addition to being a good aggregator, can be so darned pleasantly optimistic.

Notes from the Divine Miss Em, because she’s clean, complex, and dark, just like me.

Official Reality Check Daily Blog, because everyone needs a daily reality check.

Camera Obscura, who’s got a cool name, an eclectic mix of stuff, and should have been added a long time ago.

As always, tell me what I ought to be reading in comments.

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Maha Dishes

Go read.

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Update on Iranian Hanging of Two Boys

There's a possible clarification to the story, on which I posted last week. I'm dubious that the clarification is the actual version of events; frankly, I'd prefer to believe it was a bad translation and those two boys were executed because they were rapists. But I don't believe it. It stinks of contrivance, although I'm basing that on nothing other than my gut.

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Caption This Photo


George, was that you?
Yeah, heh heh heh.

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CAFTA Passes

Ezra’s got the scoop. I’m too irritated to comment.

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Oddjob, Don’t Read This Post

Because I don’t want you to abandon me forever for going on about Gore again.

Except this time, it’s not really me. It’s Matt Yglesias at Tapped:

THE CASE FOR GORE. Marshall Wittmann floats the notion of an Al Gore presidential run in 2008. He's a bit of a skeptic, but I'm pretty enthusiastic. Gore offers, I think, just about what the Democrats need: an opposition to the Iraq War that's based neither on retrospective carping nor a general reluctance to use force, but rather a realistic assessment of the weakness of the case for war. He was a liberal hawk back in the 1980s before it was cool and, even better, made an effort during his congressional days to become a genuine expert on military issues and not just rack up a reflexively "tough" record. He backed the first Gulf War when most of his colleagues opposed it. During the Clinton administration he was, by all accounts, identified with the more aggressive side during the internal foreign-policy debates.

But as the country moved toward the invasion of Iraq he saw -- at the time -- what most liberal hawks now concede at least privately in retrospect: that there was no urgent security threat from Iraq and that the Bush administration wasn't up to the task of accomplishing the more airily idealistic things that one might cite in the war's favor.

Obviously, there's much time to go and many other factors in play, but I think this is both politically and substantively the right ground to stake out for 2008 and there aren't very many prominent politicians who hit the sweet spot back in 2002 and 2003.
It’s a good point. Especially since, as Atrios noted earlier today:
Herbert has an excellent read in the Times today. But, let me add in the political dimension. I wonder if Democrats realize that Iraq will be the central issue in both the '06 an '08 elections? I don't think they do. sad.
It sure isn’t going to be a porn tax, I can tell you that much.

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You Look Good Enough to Eat

That’s my caption for both of these photos, in which Rummy sure seems to want to do some serious crotch-gobbling.




And what’s with the fists? Get a grip, Rummy.

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Whoopty-Fucking-Doo

The energy bill has passed the house. For an energy bill, it’s sure leaving me feeling pretty damn exhausted.

(Check out the tone of the lede in that AP story, though. Yowza.)

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The Plame Plot Thickens—by 1/3

Salon’s War Room reporting on the NY Times article that examines the possibility of a third administration official having spilled the proverbial beans:

According to a report in the New York Times, little attention has been paid thus far to the fact that Washington Post reporter Walter Pincus spoke with a separate administration official -- not Karl Rove or I. Lewis Libby -- the same week in July 2003 in which White House officials were in contact with reporters Robert Novak and Matthew Cooper, doing damage control in order to undermine Joseph C. Wilson's claim that Iraq's attempt to acquire nuclear material from Niger was bogus.

The "administration official" who spoke with Pincus, who has yet to be identified, told him that Wilson's trip to Niger to investigate the nuclear material claim was "a boondoggle arranged by his wife, an analyst with the agency who was working on weapons of mass destruction," according to Pincus' account. Apparently there is strong evidence to suggest that this unknown official is neither Rove nor Libby, the two White House officials that are known to have discussed Wilson's wife with other journalists.

Could this unknown administration official be the same "no partisan gunslinger" that Robert Novak has described as the other source for his column that ultimately outed Wilson's wife as a CIA employee? Pincus' exchange apparently occurred on July 12, 2003, two days before Novak's column was published, referring to her as "an agency operative on weapons of mass destruction." And Pincus' source used similar language just days before -- that she was "an analyst" working on weapons of mass destruction.
Get ’em, Fitzy.

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Scarred

Mannion wrote a brilliant post today about why (certain) conservatives feel free to cast the first stone. After reading it, though, there was something that was niggling at me, and I couldn’t quite put my finger on it for awhile, until I worked through the two things that came to mind as I read Mannion’s post…

First was that post I did a long time ago asking the question What Scandal Could the Bush Administration Not Get Away With? The consensus was that there really wasn't one (oh, to be wrong—the bliss!), and one of the notions that came up several times was that, caught with his pants down, Bush could appeal Bakker-style to his base, to good Christians across America, telling them he was a sinner and asking for their forgiveness. It's not hard to see (or it wasn't then, anyway) how easily it would have played out, with him becoming a tragic hero, flawed but brave. And so, I think there is a sense of sinfulness, and being sinners, among the type of conservative Mannion describes—to one degree (disingenuous though it may be) or another.

The second thought was of a sign outside a church near our house that drives Mr. Shakes and I both nuts. It says "If you can't take the heat, stay outta hell." And the reason neither of us likes it is that it seems to be so flippant, so indicative of one of the things that I don't like about certain religious types, who seem to be of the "confess on your death bed" variety, treating religion and faith as a get out of jail free card—as if eternal salvation is not a pass/fail test, but something you can kind of cram for in your final moments and scrape by with a D. Staying out of hell, versus earning a place in heaven.

After thinking about why those two things were evoked while reading Mannion’s post, I finally got my bearings. It's the why of it that was bothering me. What's missing is the second layer of why behind the why that Mannion adeptly addresses:

The moral calculus decent people measure their behavior by is this:

Some acts are sins. People who commit those acts are sinners. I have committed one of those acts. I am a sinner.

These conservatives probably think they use the same measure. But they don't, because they start with the belief that it is impossible for them to commit those bad acts because bad acts are what others do. Crime is the act of others. Sin is the moral failure of others.

So their personal moral calculus winds up looking like this:

Good people do good things. Bad people do bad things and bad people are the others. I am one of the good people. Therefore the things I do must be good.

This is why if Jesus were around today and a woman taken in adultery ran to him for protection and he said to the crowd, Let the one who is without sin cast the first stone, forty-six Republican adulterers would bean her with rocks.
What's missing is the born-again stuff.

Born-agains, like Bush, have a different attitude about this stuff than, say, traditional guilt-ridden Catholics or Lutherans, or even your average atheist. There's a sense of accumulation among the latter—the feeling that life is a continuing thread, and bad behavior may be past, but hasn't disappeared. Believers in souls might suggest that each sin leaves an indelible mark; absolution may wash the soul clean, but its shape is forever changed by the dings and dents of living a mortal, and hence imperfect, life. Non-believers might say that your mistakes stay with you, even after you have made amends, and leave a mark on your psyche, in your memory, on a strand of time. Whatever the language, the principle is the same—our flaws are a part of us, and it's usually considered a good thing. You’ve learned. Built character. When we fall in love and find ourselves, on a lazy weekend morning, investigating a new and mysterious naked skin, we ask about the scars our fingertips find. How did you get this one? In the same way, we come to know who a person is by finding out about the bad things that have defined them, as well as the good that’s ever more readily apparent.

Born-agains start with a 'clean slate' somewhere in life, and many of them mistakenly use the 'rebirth' as an excuse to ignore all opportunity to learn from their past mistakes, often denying them completely. They don't just see you and I and everyone else as a sinner, a criminal, separate from themselves; they see themselves in two pieces—the sinner, the criminal, the dead self that was bad, now gone through being born again, replaced with the new self who is good, and God-full, and gifted with the ability to avoid the same pitfalls that the old self knew so well.

It's their inability to reconcile their lives, to incorporate the old with the new, that creates this dynamic. When I fuck up, the only concern is fixing it. My slate ain't been clean in 31 years; I'm not especially worried about a new chalk mark. Bush, though (and those like him)...well, they intend to keep those slates clean. They carry around their erasers, fastidiously erasing any sign of a mark on their shining slates and bemoaning the states of ours, messy as they are. The only good slate is a clean slate. They can't see the artwork that the rest of us see, finding beauty in each other's flaws and pain and mistakes and scars. It’s not only why born-again conservatives feel free to cast the first stone; it’s why they cannot admit they are wrong, why they hate us, and, most tragically, why they hate themselves.

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I'm just waiting for the first "Fuck all y'all" during his radio address

So.

Rove got his annual raise, which is more or less giving every American the finger. In particular, the soldiers he helped send into war, who are given a shameful paycheck.

The Bush Administration has two words for America. "Fuck you."

Don't believe me?

Go watch the video.

If you needed any more evidence that our country is being run by a man with the brain of a child, there you go.

(Knick-nack, cross-post, give your dog a bone)

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"Whee! We’re flyyyyying!"

Recently, I wrote about how unremittingly pissed off I am with this administration’s insistence on insulting me with a neverending string of lies. Driftglass offers a similar piece today, and suggests that perhaps the feeling of being insulted by their lies is contagious—and that it might be the very thing that undermines their majority.

I certainly hope so, although the fact that there are still cognizant humans who continue to believe these are honorable men seriously makes me fear for our collective future.

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Porn Police

Really, can’t we leave this kind of culture vulture bullshit to the GOP?

More than a week after news of its existence leaked, a bill seeking a 25 percent excise tax on adult entertainment purchased online and the imposition of mandatory, “certified” age verification of adult website visitors was introduced Wednesday by nine Democratic Senators. Concurrently, two members of the U.S. House of Representatives introduced companion legislation there.
Blah blah blah. When is America going to grow up and get out of the sandbox? I’m sick to death of bickering about boobies and condoms.

Just whatever.

First it was Clinton and her idiotic video game nonsense, and now this. I’m so glad to see all the Dems tripping over each other to sound holier than thou, each other, Rick Santorum, Gary Bauer, and Jesus himself. With the Democratic Party having been relegated to near-complete impotency after losing both Houses of Congress, the White House, and—coming soon—the Supreme Court, they need to do better than becoming the porn police. The Bush administration is undoubtedly the most corrupt, disingenuous, opportunistic, hypocritical, morally bankrupt, and probably criminal administration in the nation’s history, and the Dems can barely eke out a remotely favorable rating in national polls. They are lambasted as a party with no new ideas, and if this is the best they can come up with, consider me convinced.

The thing that really annoys me about both Clinton’s Grand Theft Auto campaign and this new porn bill is that they’re ostensibly of concern to “protect children.” (As an aside, I’d be more impressed if the Dems went after this stuff citing concerns about the exploitation of women; I still wouldn’t support either one, but at least I’d respect their argument a little more.) Somehow, I’m just not moved to support grand gestures and sweeping legislation to protect children from video games and internet porn, considering that’s supposed to be the job of the people who birthed them. I don’t particularly enjoy seeing my elected representatives spending their time on protecting children from things that any parent with two brain cells still knocking together could easily keep their kids away from sans a debate on Capitol Hill about it.

And if Dems are really so fired up to protect kids (oh, and I’m sure they are; I’m sure this isn’t just cynical vote-whoring), perhaps the best thing to do is turn their attention to saving the fucking country. I’m sure those kids they’re so desperate to protect from seeing exactly what those kids want to see anyway (and every kid probably should see at some point if they don’t want to turn out a self-loathing mulefucker Republican), if sentient about such things, would tell the Dems to just make sure America is still America when they grow up, okay?

Allegedly, the Dems have brilliant and viable strategies to counter the GOP’s fiscal irresponsibility, multiple national security disasters, emphasis on the reduction of civil liberties, and insistence on pandering to corporate interests. If they do, then they need to hire some halfway decent bloody writers to make those strategies easy to communicate, and then they need to start communicating them. And while they’re at it, they could cease feasting on taxpayer pork, throwing their support behind follies like the Iraq War and the Patriot Act, and snuggling up in the cozy pockets of corporations and lobbyists themselves, all while moving rightward on social issues, and running away from the word liberal like it’s a rabid howler monkey with an ax to grind.

You want to protect kids? Protect their country as they know it. They don’t need porn police; they need someone who will do whatever it takes to make sure America isn’t destroyed by those who seek to protect no one but themselves.

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Unbelievable

While currently under investigation for treason, Karl Rove and Scooter Libby have been given raises. I don't know what annoys the fuck out of me more--that these douchebags are now making more money for running our country into the ground, or that just in March, their boss, President Greedyguts, proposed new rules that

would erode the 40-hour workweek and could deny overtime pay protections to millions of workers. The proposed changes to Fair Labor Standards Act (FLSA) regulations would affect a wide range of the more than 80 million workers protected by the FLSA.
And don't even get me started on the shit pay our soldiers are getting. Pricks.

(Hat tip Genius of Insanity.)

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Latoyia Figueroa

Does that name sound familiar? If not, then you need to head over to The All Spin Zone and get up to speed.

Briefly, Latoyia Figueroa is missing. And she's not white, and her disappearance is not getting any media attention. Or wasn't, until ASZ's Richard Cranium got on the case. Latoyia is pregnant and has a 7-year-old daughter who's undoubtedly desperate for her mother's return. Action items at ASZ.

If you're a blogger yourself, please swarm it. And if you're the praying type, well, I guess that wouldn't hurt, either.

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Turdlet

Personally, I always assumed Karl Rove sprang from the bowels of hell fully-formed. It seemed unlikely that anyone who ever suffered the indignities of youth could have escaped wholly without even a modicum of the empathy which most of us acquire during our fitful trips toward adulthood. But it turns out he was a kid once after all. Go figure.

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Hastert La Bevis, Baby

Really, really longtime Shakers will know that Pam and I have a history of trying to gross each other out with images of the most loathsome fuckwit Rightwingers engaging in horrific-to-contemplate sex acts with one another. The mere mention of Denny Hastert is enough to end both of us (and usually Pam gets me with it). This juvenile yet immensely fun (and highly disturbing) habit has led to (in addition to many uproarious late-night IM sessions) two installments of the Official Right-on-Right Get-It-On-a-thon at Shakespeare’s Sister, where I post suggestive photos of wingnuts and open up the competition to see who can come up with most ghastly pairing in the most stomach-churning scenario.

Anyway, the long-time rumors about Turd Blossom’s hottt affair with some obviously desperate and self-loathing woman are starting to creep outside the Beltway, and Pam’s post about it produced this exchange:

Shakes: Great Caesar's ghost! Blurrrrgghhh!!! The only thing that would be more foul is to find out he was doing it with Denny Hastert.

Pam: I just threw up a little in my mouth.

Heh heh heh. Got her!

Anyway, this isn’t another edition of the Official Right-on-Right Get-It-On-a-thon (even though we may have to have another installment soon), but a challenge in a similar vein nonetheless. Complete this simile: The thought of Karl Rove and Denny Hastert having wild monkey sex is as disturbing as…

Have at it, Shakers. (No references to creative juices flowing under these circumstances will be made.) I will meanwhile try to overcome the severe case of midweek slap happiness that is currently plaguing me and write something vaguely intelligent. Or maybe not.

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Wednesday Blogwhoring

No one puts your post in a corner.

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Two quick things I’d like to whore…

eRiposte at The Left Coaster has a comprehensive analysis of the Senate Select Committee on Intelligence report focusing on the “uranium from Niger” issue, and John Howard says all you need to know about the abuse problem within the military in two lines:

Abu Ghraib Dog Tactics Came From Guantanamo
What is this, the Few Bad Apples World Tour?
No shit.

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File Under "DUH."

Panel: Bush Was Unready for Postwar Iraq

Yeah, no shit. Hmmm... what else is in the news. Oh, wait, there's more to the article?

WASHINGTON - An independent panel headed by two former U.S. national security advisers said Wednesday that chaos in Iraq was due in part to inadequate postwar planning.


How do I get on one of these independent panels? I'm sure they're getting paid well; how do I get in on that money? If your only qualification needs to be that you've got wikked skillz at stating the fucking obvious, I'm golden, baby.

Planning for reconstruction should match the serious planning that goes into making war, said the panel headed by Samuel Berger and Brent Scowcroft. Berger was national security adviser to Democratic President Clinton. Scowcroft held the same post under Republican Presidents Ford and George H.W. Bush but has been critical of the current president's Iraq and Mideast policies.

"A dramatic military victory has been overshadowed by chaos and bloodshed in the streets of Baghdad, difficulty in establishing security or providing essential services, and a deadly insurgency," the report said.


Yes, thank you, boys. Good work. Of course, we were all screaming that there was no postwar planning before anyone's boots hit the sand in Iraq, but we'll ignore that for now.

In a speech last month to soldiers at Fort Bragg, N.C., President Bush pointed to the Iraqi elections and efforts to improve roads, schools and basic services. "Rebuilding a country after three decades of tyranny is hard, and rebuilding while at war is even harder. Our progress has been uneven, but progress is being made."


Yeah, yeah. "It's hard work." When, oh when will we have a President that doesn't sound like a fifth grader trying to make excuses for a late book report?

In Iraq, the task force said, postwar requirements did not get enough attention, and there were misjudgments, as well. This, the report said, "left the United States ill-equipped to address public security, governance and economic demands" after the war.

And this, in turn, undermined U.S. foreign policy and gave an early push to the insurgency in Iraq, the task force said.

In Afghanistan, as well as Iraq, the report said, the postwar period has been marked by inefficient operations and billions of dollars of wasted resources.


Look, I'm trying not to be too nasty here, but this is what we have been trumpeting since day one. It's nice that sources other than "the liberal media" are finally starting to admit these things, but it's a little too late, folks. Progressives knew this war and all the "evidence" that "justified" it were complete horseshit, and you all chose to label us tinfoil mad hatters. Now Iraq is burning, our world image is in the toilet, and you're just now waking up? Thanks heaps.

I love that this is the photo accompanying the story:

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Fiddling while Rome burns.

Where are those darn WMDs, anyway? Nope, not here! Nope, not here either!

Har, har, har.

(It's raining cross-posts! Hallelujah!)

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Get Down, Mary

These stories always seem to come in flurries:

A statue of the Virgin Mary has reportedly "become flesh" and started to dance.

Over 40,000 catholics are on their way to St Peter's church at Acerra, near Naples to have a closer look.

Witnesses say that the 5ft white marble statue stretched out her arms and moved her legs reports the Daily Express.

Domenico Di Gennaro said: "I saw the statue move without doubt. The legs and the arms were clearly moving and my wife saw it as well. Some people who had phones photographed it."

The parish priest said the church was closed so that tests could be carried out on the statue.
People are now apparently holding vigil and trying to capture their own images of the moving Mary on their cell phones. Good luck with all that.


Don’t these people have jobs? If Michelangelo's David came alive and specifically requested my presence, I couldn’t get a day off.

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And so it begins.

(Bolds Mine)

High Court Not Bound By Roe Vs. Wade

WASHINGTON - Talking about the landmark court decision legalizing abortion, Attorney General Alberto Gonzales said a Supreme Court justice does not have to follow a previous ruling "if you believe it's wrong."

In an interview with The Associated Press on Tuesday, Gonzales said the legal right to abortion is settled for lower courts but not the Supreme Court, suggesting high-court nominee John Roberts would not be bound by his past statement that the 1973 Roe v. Wade decision settled the issue.


They're not even subtle anymore about laying the foundation for their schemes, are they?

Gonzales said circumstances had changed since Roberts commented on Roe v. Wade during his 2003 confirmation hearing for the seat he now holds on the U.S. Court of Appeals for the District of Columbia Circuit.

"If you're asking a circuit court judge, like Judge Roberts was asked, yes, it is settled law because you're bound by the precedent," Gonzales said.

"If you're a Supreme Court justice, that's a different question because a Supreme Court justice is not obliged to follow precedent if you believe it's wrong," Gonzales said.

--snip--

Gonzales said he has a "preliminary judgment" about whether the Constitution affords the right to an abortion, but he declined to reveal it.


Three guesses, and the first two don't count.

More, including Gonzales stonewalling on the Rove debacle, in the article.

(Blue Cross-Post in the outlet by the light switch, who watches over you...)

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Values Voters

If you were to discover your 13-year-old daughter were pregnant by a 22-year-old man, what do you think your response would be? There are lots of possible responses—the least of which is making sure your 13-year-old isn’t having sex with adult men, and the other extreme being turning over the 22-year-old to the cops for statutory rape. I’m sure plenty of people would probably discuss abortion and/or adoption as an option as well, since becoming a parent at 13 isn’t a particularly good idea for either the 13-year-old or her baby.

In any case, I sincerely doubt that the most popular decision in response to this scenario would be sending your daughter across state lines with a pedophile to marry him (link):

A 22-year-old man faces criminal charges in Nebraska for having sex with an underage 13-year-old girl, although he legally married her in Kansas after she became pregnant.

The man's lawyer said the couple, with their families' support, "made a responsible decision to try to cope with the problem."

Matthew Koso, 22, was charged Monday with first-degree sexual assault, punishable by up to 50 years in prison. He was released on $7,500 bail pending an Aug. 17 preliminary hearing.

After the girl became pregnant, her mother gave permission in May for Koso to take the young woman to Kansas, which allows minors to get married with parental consent. The girl is now 14 and seven months pregnant.

"The idea ... is repugnant to me," said Nebraska Attorney General Jon Bruning. "These people made the decision to send their ... 14-year-old daughter to Kansas to marry a pedophile."

He said the marriage is valid, thanks to the "ridiculous" Kansas law, "but it doesn't matter. I'm not going to stand by while a grown man ... has a relationship with a 13-year-old -- now 14-year-old -- girl."
A responsible decision to try to cope with the problem?! Oh, yeah—getting married and having a baby at 14 is the best way to cope with a pregnancy. Let’s try to ruin as many lives as possible in the process of saving a pregnancy, the result of which is a baby that now has to be raised by a child and a pedophile.

What the hell is wrong with this girl’s mother? (The father isn't around.) Her daughter is still a child, and no matter how precocious she may be, nor whether her physical development seems to indicate a bodily maturity beyond her years, there’s no way that a sexual relationship between a 13-year-old and a 22-year-old is appropriate.

The truly pathetic part is that the mother probably defends her decision by saying it’s what her daughter wants. Well, 13-year-olds want a lot of things that aren’t good for them; telling them no is called parenting. Of course, perhaps if there were active parenting going on in that household, the 13-year-old wouldn’t have been having sex in the first place—or would have been having safe sex, at least. (I wonder, as an aside, if this girl had abstinence-only sex education…?)

You know a situation is totally nutty when you find yourself on the same side of an issue as Jon Bruning.

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More Mail Bag

As regular Shakers will know, my mom is a retired English teacher who is very involved in her church, and although if you met her casually, you might never know it, she has a very wicked sense of humor, especially about wackjob Christians. I just received the following in an email from her after having directed her to the post just below:

HI, "prozac-popping, pot-smokin', crack-head,"

[...]

I read a column Sunday by Brian Hedger about the "Jesus tree" in East Chicago. I wanted to send the whole article to you, as a companion piece to the one you had a few months ago about the Jesus potato chip (or was that penis potato chip?) I can't seem to find it online, but my favorite line was " . . . nothing says 'Christian' like a bunch of 'religious' lunkheads slugging it out in the middle of a crowded street while police officers 'subdue' them." I'll save the hard copy.

See you this weekend.
Love,
Momuschka

I couldn't find the exact article to which she was referring, but here's an image of the alleged Jesus tree, which is supposed to look like an image of Jesus holding his hands together and looking down. You be the judge:


Lordy begordy.

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Drinks and Links

The bar is open.

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Fan Mail

This was actually sent to Big Brass Blog, but I thought I’d share it here, anyway:

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From: ************
To: mail@bigbrassblog.com
Subject: In you’r World
Date: Tue, 26 Jul 2005 19:37:03 +0000x

It sure seems to me You're World has to much Prozac,Pot ,and Crack.I my self cannot understand how anyone with a half of a brain,could believe some shmuck,who just sits reed's and regurgitates,what he read,after milling it around in a drug,clouded half of a mind,why do you think an anyone would believe you.
At least the News Media has a structure,they do not print obvious lies,think it's called integrity??.They have others who monitor their news,for truth,and will call them on it,like Dan Rather,who monitors yours Bevis ??
Just thought I would drop you a line,so the rest of your life is not wasted

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I love the thought of a mind that evidently believes an email like that will cause me to pause, consider my lot, and close up the blogging shop…ya know, so the rest of my life is not wasted.

(Side note: Isn’t it interesting that the “News Media” doesn’t print obvious lies, but somehow by the sheer act of my regurgitating exactly what’s in the “News Media,” it becomes lies? I’m a black magic woman.)

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The most shocking headline I've read all day

Senate Moves to Shield Gun Industry

No!

WASHINGTON - The Senate on Tuesday put off until fall completing a $491 billion defense bill to act this week on the National Rifle Association's top priority: shielding gun manufacturers and dealers from liability suits stemming from gun crimes.


It's also really hard to read the bill, what with all that slime covering it.

Congress was on the way to passing the bill last year when the NRA abruptly asked its chief sponsor, Sen. Larry Craig, R-, R-Idaho, to withdraw it after gun opponents succeeded in amending it to extend an expiring ban on assault weapons. A pickup of four GOP Senate seats in last November's election emboldened gun rights supporters to try again, confident they can block reimposing restrictions on assault-type weapons.


Farnsworth: "So what are you doing to protect my constitutional right to bear doomsday devices?"
NRA Guy: "Well, first off, we're gonna get rid of that three day waiting period for mad scientists."
Farnsworth: "Damn straight! Today the mad scientist can't get a doomsday device, tomorrow it's the mad grad student! Where will it end?!"
NRA Guy: "Amen, brother. I don't go anywhere without my mutated anthrax. For duck huntin'."

The bill would prohibit lawsuits against the firearms industry for damages resulting form the unlawful use of a firearm or ammunition. Craig, a member of the NRA's board of directors, said such lawsuits are "predatory and aimed at bankrupting the firearms industry." Such lawsuits unfairly blame dealers and manufacturers for the crimes of gun users, he added.


My heart bleeds for you.

(We need a little cross-post, right this very minute...)

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Yeesh

Startling hypocrisy. Well, it would be startling, if I weren't so fucking used to it.

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In a perfect world, this would be the end of it...

...but I'm not holding my breath.

I was jumping around some of my "daily reads" today, when Crooks & Liars directed me to a post by Arthur at The Light of Reason that made my blood run cold.

The exchange occurred during one of Roberts’ informal discussions with senators last week. According to two people who attended the meeting, Roberts was asked by Sen. Richard Durbin (D-Ill.) what he would do if the law required a ruling that his church considers immoral. Roberts is a devout Catholic and is married to an ardent pro-life activist. The Catholic Church considers abortion to be a sin, and various church leaders have stated that government officials supporting abortion should be denied religious rites such as communion. (Pope Benedict XVI is often cited as holding this strict view of the merging of a person’s faith and public duties).

Renowned for his unflappable style in oral argument, Roberts appeared nonplused and, according to sources in the meeting, answered after a long pause that he would probably have to recuse himself.


What the fuck?

Arthur sez (bold mine):

Let me rephrase the central point to emphasize the fundamentality of this issue: if Roberts views particular positions dictated by his religious faith as being on an equal footing with the demands of the Constitution and the laws of the United States—and would view the two as of equal significance as a Supreme Court Justice—that is a very, very serious problem. It is also a disqualifying problem.

For a Supreme Court Justice, there must be only one ultimate authority: the Constitution and the laws. Period. The principle applies to any judge at all, but it is especially critical that a Justice of the Supreme Court hew to this standard. In this sense, Scalia’s observation that resignation is the only proper course for a judge who faces this dilemma is entirely correct.


Goddamn straight. I don't want any judge allowing their personal beliefs to affect their interpretation of the law; if he's Supreme Court Justice, or in traffic court. Personal opinion should never intervene in a judge's decisions; faith-based or otherwise. For the record, if Roberts was pro-choice and still said he would have to recuse himself from a decision because he couldn't make an accurate interpretation of the law due to his beliefs, I would hold the exact same opinion.

Roberts has all but admitted he is unfit to serve as Supreme Court Justice, and everyone in this country, Republican, Democrat, Independent, or what have you, should be opposing his nomination.

So I would go one step further: while I agree with Turley that Roberts demonstrated a welcome honesty in answering the question (at least in this informal setting), if this is indeed Roberts’ perspective, he should remove himself from consideration for the Supreme Court right now. And he would—if, that is, he were a man of honor, and if he took ideas seriously.


I couldn't agree more.

(Apologies if this isn't new news to you, dear reader. I'm a few days out of the loop.)

(Cross the Post, Don't cross the post, baby... don't tip the post over!)

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No Santorum Flame-Out in 2008

I have to admit, I’m kind of disappointed that Mr. Man-on-Dog won’t be running for president. I had a whole graphics package ready to go to assert my vociferous dissent.

Maru explains Santorum’s decision thusly:

After irresponsible and constant impregnation of his broodmare wife, thoughtless, sanctimonious Senator/asswipe Rick Santorum rules out a 2008 presidential bid in order to shoulder some of the burden of actually raising his own hellspawn.

That and his poll numbers are totally in the crapper.
Plus, there are so many irresponsible things to say about abortion, birth control, homosexuality, the sexual abuse of children, the perfect family, and lots of other things on which he is approximately as well-informed as a salt-encrusted garden slug, and the hard work of presidenting might cut into his precious blurt-time.

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Energy Bill

I’ve been kind of thinking about exactly what I wanted to say about (read: how best to register my thorough disgust for) the soon-to-be-passed energy bill, and then I stopped by Ezra’s, and I simply couldn’t improve on what he already said:

Bush's energy bill is headed for passage, and thankfully so. Save for substantive modernization of our electricity grid, an increase in CAFE standards, an actual stance on global warming, a coherent framework for reducing our oil consumption, a serious investment in natural gas, an actual interest in new technologies for alternative sources, and really anything that'd have any sort of worthwhile impact on our energy situation at all, this bill has is just what we need. Subsidies. Giveaways. Handouts. Protection. Guidelines. Bureaucracy. All sprinkled with liberal amounts of Corporate Love and put on the Senate's desk.
Read the rest. It’s good.

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The War on Terror Gets a Makeover

NY Times:

The Bush administration is retooling its slogan for the fight against Al Qaeda and other terrorist groups, pushing the idea that the long-term struggle is as much an ideological battle as a military mission, senior administration and military officials said Monday.

In recent speeches and news conferences, Defense Secretary Donald H. Rumsfeld and the nation's senior military officer have spoken of "a global struggle against violent extremism" rather than "the global war on terror," which had been the catchphrase of choice. Administration officials say that phrase may have outlived its
usefulness, because it focused attention solely, and incorrectly, on the military campaign.
Was it technically the phrase that focused attention solely, and incorrectly, on the military campaign, or was it the mofos who have busily been doing exactly what they’re now accusing the phrase of doing? In fact, frankly, I give the phrase more credit; at least it focuses on terror, whereas said mofos are fighting a war in Iraq that was, at its inception anyway, totally unrelated to terror—unless you count creating terrorists.

Anyway, now that the administration is going to be engaging in a “global struggle against violent extremism,” I figure they’ll finally start paying attention to the signs that violent extremism seems poised to explode any moment now right here in the good old US of A. I know it’s a global struggle and all, but there’s no better place to start saving the world than your own backyard.


(BTW, wingnuts—words ending in Y are pluralized by changing the Y to an IE and then adding an S. Ergo, “rally” becomes “rallies.” Just a helpful hint from your friendly neighborhood prey.)

(Hat tip CommonSenseDesk.)

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Conyers for President: Part 2 in a Neverending Series (Unless He Actually Becomes President)

Congressman Conyers, tenacious bugger and ever more admirable hero of true patriots across the land, is at it again (not blockquoted due to length):

July 25, 2005

The President
The White House
Dear Mr. President:

I write in order to seek your pledge that you will not pardon anyone who has worked or is currently working in your Administration pursuant to Article II, Section 2 of the Constitution in the event that any such individual is either prosecuted for, or convicted of, a crime in connection or relation with the disclosure of Valerie Wilson's identity as a CIA operative or any related matter.

Your handling of the Valerie Wilson matter already appears to be replete with examples of lessening regard for high standards of ethical and legal behavior. First, you refused to respond to a request by myself and 90 Members of Congress that you ask Karl Rove, one of your top advisors, to either disclose his role in the outing of Mrs. Wilson or resign and, indeed, have allowed him to remain on your staff without doing so. Second, on July 18, 2005, you changed the threshold for terminating your staff from leaking the identity of Mrs. Wilson to the necessity for an actual crime to have been committed. On repeated occasions, you have permitted your staff to mislead and/or lie to the American people in connection with this matter without disciplinary consequences. For several years, your press secretary, Scott McClellan, assured the American people that neither Mr. Rove, I. Lewis Libby, nor Elliot Abrams were involved in the leak; just this past month, however, we learned that both Mr. Rove and Mr. Libby were sources for Ms. Plame's identity. Mr. McClellan remains undisciplined for his statements. I am therefore concerned that these low ethical standards foreshadow future actions on your part that will allow individuals responsible for this breach of national security to evade accountability.

As you may recall, many questioned the propriety of your father sealing the case records and pardoning six individuals from his Administration who were implicated by Independent Counsel Lawrence Walsh in the Iran-Contra case. When issues of the executive's pardon power involving members of his own Administration were raised during investigations involving the Clinton Administration, the House Judiciary Committee, of which I serve as Ranking Member, held a hearing concerning the constitutional limits of the President with regards to the power of executive clemency. During those hearings, Rep. Lamar Smith (R-TX) presciently stated, "Improperly exercised, the pardon is a travesty of justice - an act borne not of mercy, but of tyranny."

There is little doubt that outing an intelligence operative is one of the most serious offenses under our laws, as it endangers not only the operative, their family, and their employer, but jeopardizes other operatives and intelligence assets, and our nation's security. To do so during a time of war for purposes of a political vendetta makes the offense far worse. That is why when in connection with the drafting of our Constitution, Alexander Hamilton wrote, the "power of pardoning in the President has . . . been only contested in relations to the crime of treason." I hope you agree with Mr. Hamilton that there is no justification for using pardon powers in any way to insulate those who would commit such acts of disloyalty against our nation.

I look forward to your earliest response to this important matter. Please have your office respond to my Judiciary Committee office at 225-6504, 2142 Rayburn House Office Building, Washington, DC 20515.

Sincerely,

/s

John Conyers, Jr.
Ranking Member
House Judiciary Committee

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Your handling of the Valerie Wilson matter already appears to be replete with examples of lessening regard for high standards of ethical and legal behavior.—Possibly the bluntest and most succinct critique of the president’s appalling failure of real leadership since the leak was first made public. Bravo, Congressman Conyers. Even if it doesn’t make a lick of empirical difference to this entire brouhaha, such sure-footedness in the face of overwhelming crookedness makes a difference to me.

(A huge, grateful, and admiring tip of the hat to Raw Story for consistently making this stuff available for the rest of us.)

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French Florida Tickler

Highly bizarre:

Police are on the lookout for the naked tickler. Investigators said they believe one man could be responsible for a series of bizarre break-ins in which a naked man enters victims' rooms while they are sleeping and tries to tickle their feet.

The naked tickler struck again in New Smyrna Beach over the weekend.

Investigators have been working on five similar, unsolved cases since 2001. Most of the victims are women over age 60, said police Cmdr. Wade Kirby.

Kirby said no arrests have yet been made because they don't have a lot to go on.
It’s definitely John Howard. The pressure of authoring the hottest blog on the internets has gotten to him, and he’s lost his gourd.

Either that, or it’s Jeb Bush.

Or some other weirdo altogether.

To be honest, I don’t think I really have this case solved at all.

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Recommended Reading

OMG, seriously—go read The Heretik, who’s decided to be extra brilliant today.

And on a totally unrelated note, thanks to Driftglass for the new endorsement in my righthand sidebar, which he kindly gave me permission to use, suitably thrilling me for the foreseeable future—I never thought I’d be so fortunate as to have such a lovely endorsement that also included the phrase ‘poop hole.’ I’m the luckiest bloggrrl in the world!

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Fall into the Gap

Scott McClellan, White House Press Secretary and Professional Question-Dodging Ninja Master, has fallen into the gap with a thud:

Q On the leak investigation, does President Bush feel that it was appropriate for there to be an 11 or 12-hour time gap from the time that Chief of Staff Andy Card was notified that an investigation was underway to the time that staff here at the White House, including him ...

MR. McCLELLAN: I think the President has said that -- and the President directed the White House at the beginning of the investigation to cooperate fully with those overseeing the investigation. And that is exactly what we have done, and that's what we did in that context, as well. If you will recall, back on October 1st of 2003, these questions came up and I addressed it at that time. So you might want to go back and look at that discussion during that briefing.

Q But in the spirit of cooperation, and you had indicted (sic) on October 1, 2003, that the reason that the Justice Department was asked, is it okay to wait until the morning and the answer was that it was okay -- but in the spirit of cooperation, why did the notification not go out until 11 or 12 hours later?

MR. McCLELLAN: I talked about that in that briefing, and addressed all those questions at that time. And the President has made it clear that we should cooperate fully with the investigation. That's what we have done, that's what we continue to do.

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Q Yes, Scott, can you assure us that Andrew Card did not speak to -- or did not tell the President or Karl Rove or Scooter Libby or anybody else about the Justice Department investigation?

MR. McCLELLAN: Yes, again, those questions came up back in October of 2003 and I addressed them at the time.

Q I know that none of you are speaking about this because it's an ongoing investigation. Can you explain why Alberto Gonzales would go on TV yesterday and do that, and talk about it?

MR. McCLELLAN: Well, what he said was already said from this podium back in October of 2003, and I don't think he got into commenting in any substantive way on the discussion. But the President has said that we will be glad to talk about this once the investigation has come to a conclusion, but not until then. And there have certainly been preferences expressed to the White House that we not get into discussing it while it is ongoing.

Q Yes, thank you. There has been a lot of speculation concerning the meaning of the underlying statute and the grand jury investigation concerning Mr. Rove. The question is, have the legal counsel to the White House or White House staff reviewed the statute in sufficient specificity to determine whether a violation of that statute would, in effect, constitute treason?

MR. McCLELLAN: I think that in terms of decisions regarding the investigation, those are matters for those overseeing the investigation to decide.
Meanwhile, John Kerry, Senator Carl Levin, Ranking Member of the Permanent Subcommittee on Investigations, and 24 other Senators have formally requested that Congress investigate the leak of covert CIA agent Valerie Plame’s identity. The other signatories to the request are Senators Stabenow, Schumer, Lautenberg, Rockefeller, Reed, Feinstein, Dorgan, Harkin, Kohl, Durbin, Carper, Salazar, Boxer, Inouye, Corzine, Wyden, Mikulski, Obama, Murray, Bayh, Johnson, Clinton, Sarbanes, and Landrieu. (Hat tip AMERICAblog.)

Apparently, Senator Joes Liebertwat and Biden don’t have a problem with treason. Good luck in 2008, fellas.

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Action Item

Help Pirabu.

Jazz at Running Scared, who asked me to give this issue some attention, and for whom I am more than happy to do so, has the story and all the relevant links so you can take action. It will be 5 minutes well spent.

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Fractured Union

Why should we care about the schism in the AFL-CIO? Well, how’s this for a start?

The A.F.L.-C.I.O., with 13 million union members, has long provided the Democrats with their most effective get-out-the-vote operation. In the 2004 election, households with union members accounted for 24 percent of all votes, and among voters from those households, Mr. Kerry had a 5.8 million majority.

In last year's campaign, unions mailed out more than 30 million pieces of literature and ran 257 phone banks with 2,322 lines in 16 states. Although unions splintered in the primaries behind Mr. Kerry, Mr. Dean and John Edwards, they ultimately rallied behind Mr. Kerry and worked hard for him. Union members voted two-to-one for Mr. Kerry in the general election.

The American Federation of Labor and Congress of Industrial Organizations, an umbrella group comprising 56 unions, coordinated campaign efforts nationwide, and many political leaders said a schism would inevitably undermine such coordination.
My first concern upon first hearing about the schism was that it was more of what we’re seeing on the Left in lots of different blocs of voters—the what have you done for me lately? issue, and why wouldn’t it rear its head? The AFL-CIO has become, according to some people, too aligned with the Democratic Party, too focused on elections and not enough on its members. Perhaps that wouldn’t be a problem if the Dems were still truly the party of the people, but the Dems in large part have become as inveterate corporatists as the GOP, with far less attention (and legislation) being given to labor, while corporate gifts like the bankruptcy bill and the slew of hand-outs to Big Pharma get passed with little Dem opposition (and in some cases, *cough* Joe Biden *cough* support). Well, my concern was not unfounded:
Some Democrats also expressed concern about the dissidents' assertions that unions have to stop letting the Democrats take them for granted.

"We can't stick just with the Democrats," said Anna Burger, secretary-treasurer of the Service Employees and chairwoman of the dissidents' newly formed group, the Change to Win Coalition.

"We need to hold officials, Democrat and Republican, accountable on issues that resonate with working people. We have to stick with candidates and officials, whether Democratic or Republican, who stick with us, and we have to take on elected officials, whether a D or an R, who don't stand with us."
There was a time when knowing whether the D or the R candidate would be on the side of labor was a no-brainer. Not anymore.

The Dems really need to get their shit together. They are, by any interpretation, less objectionable than the GOP, but they don’t really do jack shit for progressive causes anymore. Where are they on labor? On gay rights? On endemic poverty? On healthcare? Why are so many Dems willing to compromise on abortion and birth control access issues? Look, I know it’s hard to get things done when you’ve lost the House, the Senate, the Presidency, and (coming soon!) the Supreme Court to the Right, but perhaps the reason everything’s been lost is because of that complacency. Perhaps it’s because the last time a Dem was in the White House, labor got NAFTA-ed, the LGBT community not only got DADT-ed, but also DOMA-ed, the poor got welfare reformed right into a cycle of poverty even more difficult from which to escape, etc.

Some suggest the GOP has gone so far Right at this point, that the Dems are inevitably filling a void in the center that leaves many of their progressive supporters disenfranchised from the party. But if that’s the case, they ought to be winning.

Anyway, I think this labor split is indicative of bigger problems that pervade the Left, and I’m not entirely sure what the solution is, but I know the old “stick with us; we’re not as bad as the other guys” mantra is growing thin.

(Pam’s got some thoughts on the split here, too.)

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