GET WITH THE PROGRAM!

Oh to be Rip Van Winkle and just sleep through the next four years…or however long it takes until we again have a president with the mental faculties of a higher life form.

Pam’s House Blend has the goods on what is truly a stunning display of ignorance by President Bush:

According to various eyewitnesses at a private meeting in the White House Cabinet Room last week, the president was characteristically cordial, yet remarkably non-committal in responding to a wide range of questions, mostly about racial disparities concerning such issues as employment, education, health care and legal rights. But the most "mind-boggling moment," in the words of Rep. Emanuel Cleaver (D-Mo.), came after Rep. Jesse L. Jackson Jr. (D-Ill.) asked the president, "Do we have your support in extending and strengthening the 1965 Voting Rights Act when it comes up for renewal in 2007?"

The president responded, according to witnesses, in a way that made caucus jaws drop: He did not know enough about that particular law to respond to it, he said, and that he would deal with the legislation when it comes up. (Emphasis mine.)
Well, Chimpy, you know how you’ve been encouraging the Iraqis to risk bodily harm to exercise their newly acquired right to vote? That happened here back in the ‘60s, only it was black Americans who were threatened, harassed, and killed in pursuit of the same right. So under President Johnon’s watch, the Voting Rights Act was passed, one year after the Civil Rights Act was passed, which you also might want to look into, if you’re not familiar with it, either.

Sometimes I just run out of new ways to express the contempt I have for this man.

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Playbook of the Damnable

Talking Points Memo’s Josh Marshall has a present for us: the Social Security phase-out strategy playbook congressional Republicans used at their retreat over the weekend.

I haven’t even read the whole document yet (it’s over 100 pages), but here are some choice excerpts I’ve come across already:

Don’t say, “Social Security lifts seniors out of poverty”: People don’t appreciate all that Social Security does, and believe that despite the program, many seniors are still in poverty. Instead, talk about how Social Security is a “floor of protection” that keep seniors out of the most dire circumstances. (p7)
Yeah, no shit people don’t appreciate all that Social Security does, starting with the GOP fuckwits that put together this entire retarded strategy.

The president says that "the crisis is now." That comment has inspired a lot of fairly tedious semantic debate. Let's just say that we have a serious problem. It is true that we do not have to fix it immediately. (p22)
Fairly tedious semantic debate. Or, as we liberals like to call it, talking about the motherfuckin’ truth.

Republicans, and Bush especially, face a daunting series of questions as they figure out how to move forward on Social Security. How much should they let people invest in personal accounts? Should it vary by income, so that poorer people can invest a higher percentage of their wages? (p23-24)
Once again, I am amazed at the lack of understanding the GOP has of the average working American. How are poorer people going to invest a higher percentage of their wages? We have private retirement accounts now—they’re called IRAs. Very few “poorer people” can fully take advantage of them as it is. Giving them the opportunity to put more money into private retirement accounts isn’t going to change their circumstances, their ability to invest more income. I have yet to meet a working stiff who complains about the restrictive cap on annual IRA investments. The day I hear, “Damn, I wish the government would allow me to put more of my money from my Wal-Mart salary into my IRA,” is the day I’ll support this horse’s ass of a plan.

Greater risk can produce greater reward, but it doesn't necessarily do so.

A study released last week by the Employee Benefit Research Institute in Washington found that 15 percent of retirees ages 64 to 74 lost half or more of their total wealth between 1992 and 2002, and 30 percent lost half or more of their financial wealth. On the other hand, more than half of the retirees sampled saw their total wealth rise by more than 50 percent during those years.

The study found that white men, married couples and the better educated did best at managing their wealth. (p32)
Just LOL. Just seriously…LOL.

The campaign will use Bush's campaign-honed techniques of mass repetition, never deviating from the script and using the politics of fear to build support -- contending that a Social Security financial crisis is imminent when even Republican figures show it is decades away. (p33)
Yowza. Create fear and then lie to 'em—repeatedly and consistently. It's one thing to know they do it; it's quite another to see it put on paper.

Is there no Republican in Congress who reads something like that and has even the remotest twinge of contempt for such a strategy? No pang of guilt? Not even the faintest bad taste in the mouth? Unfrickinbelievable.

The same architects of Bush's political victories will be masterminding the new campaign, led by political strategists Karl Rove at the White House and Ken Mehlman at the Republican National Committee.
There’s a shocker. I don’t believe in hell, but if I did, I would hope there’s a special place in it for each of those two Machiavellian knob-ends.

There’s more, oh so much more. I just don’t know whether to laugh or cry.

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Legitimacy, Legitimacy Über Alles

In a great article titled “Elections Are Not Democracy,” Fareed Zakaria articulates the fear that many of us share: the quest to justify our invasion of Iraq has usurped priority from the goal of creating a stable Iraq.

The United States has essentially stopped trying to build a democratic order in Iraq and is simply trying to fight the insurgency and gain some stability and legitimacy. In doing so, if that exacerbates group tensions, corruption, cronyism, and creates an overly centralized regime, so be it.
Zakaria’s thesis mirrors Lawrence Kaplan’s assertion (in an article previously referenced here) that, "The war for a liberal Iraq is destroying the dream of a liberal Iraq,” which was his conclusion after a recent visit to the war-torn nation. The elections are, of course, simply just the latest in a string of half-baked achievements (such as the June turnover) concocted to approximate an ongoing success.

No matter what the violence, the elections are an important step forward, for Iraq and for the Middle East. But it is also true, alas, that no matter how the voting turns out, the prospects for genuine democracy in Iraq are increasingly grim. Unless there is a major change in course, Iraq is on track to become another corrupt, oil-rich quasi-democracy, like Russia and Nigeria.
The elections are no less important for the Bush administration as well, as the appearance of successful elections not only justify this particular intervention, but lend credibility to the Bush Doctrine of preemption, thereby ensuring future endeavors of the same intent. James Wolcott quotes the Iranian blogger Hoder, who gave voice to a thought shared by many of us, I imagine:

On the one hand I'm really excited that Iraqi people have been able to start the path to a potentially democratic political system, on the other hand I'm really upset that this will embolden neoconservatives and will be seen as a confirmation of their dangerous plans for the world.
Once the troops are gone, leaving behind only a sparkling new $1.5 billion dollar US embassy in their wake, once the Iraqis have been left to fend for themselves under whatever government is chosen and with whatever infrastructure is left, once all questions about and criticisms of the gonzo elections have faded into the ether, the story will seem unfamiliar to those who paid attention all along, because it will be a story about the courage of a president who did what was right even if it wasn’t popular (never mind that the vast majority of Americans supported the invasion when it began), and a tyranny replaced by compulsory liberty—the triumph of democracy over evil.

The Iraq of this story will no longer be a quagmire, a black hole for American tax dollars and the scene of death and torture at the hands on American troops, but a prototype, ready to be rolled out across the world, as America the Empire opens new franchises of its tyranny of liberty.

And who will we be in the story, those of us who remember the facts eclipsed by the fiction, the muck from which the tall tale grew? A diminished Greek chorus, perhaps, standing between the actors and everyone else, chanting desperately, futilely, that we’ve lost our way, we’ve lost our conscience, we’ve lost the truth…

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Nine Billion Mistakes and Counting...

A report released yesterday reveals that special inspector for Iraq reconstruction Stuart Bowen, Jr. has determined that the Coalition Provisional Authority (CPA), which governed Iraq from June ’03 to June ’04, lost track of nearly $9 billion appropriated for Iraqi government ministries due to a lack of crucial infrastructure. Nine billion dollars.

That’s $9,000,000,000.

Unaccounted for.

The official who led the CPA, L. Paul Bremer III, submitted a blistering, written reply to the findings, saying the report had "many misconceptions and inaccuracies," and lacked professional judgment.

Bremer complained the report "assumes that Western-style budgeting and accounting procedures could be immediately and fully implemented in the midst of a war."
As opposed to the magical beans method currently used by Iraq.

Now call me crazy, but perhaps the strategy to implement appropriate budgeting and accounting procedures should have been brainstormed before we rushed to war on an invented timetable, thus avoiding the chaos about which Bremer is complaining. As I recall, the wise neocon architects of the war were convinced they had accurately prognosticated exactly how the war would go, so surely they would have been able to sort out a program for setting up accounting systems in the midst of that war. Or maybe they just weren't sure where they'd put the calculators with rose petals and sweets lying all over the place.

In all seriousness, it is disturbing that it seems to have completely escaped the notice of pre-war planners that the need to set up accounting procedures would be necessary in a war-time situation. Plus, I am curious as to why there's a specific reference to "Western-style," as it indicates a cultural superiority where none should reasonably exist.

(In further unseriousness, howsabout the irony of an agency called the CPA having such magnificent accounting failures?)
Pentagon spokesman Bryan Whitman said Sunday the authority was hamstrung by "extraordinary conditions" under which it worked throughout its mission.

"We simply disagree with the audit's conclusion that the CPA provided less than adequate controls," Whitman said.
See, so everything fine, and Bowen is wrong. The Pentagon disagrees with the conclusions, probably because it reflects unfavorably on their ability to provide proper oversight, communications, and security measures, so therefore, the audit is bunk.

And why not? Refusal to acknowledge reality to shift blame and avoid responsibility has worked wonders for the administration so far.
Some of the transferred funds may have paid "ghost" employees, the inspector general found.

CPA staff learned that 8,206 guards were on the payroll at one ministry, but only 602 could be accounted for, the report said. At another ministry, U.S. officials found 1,417 guards on the payroll but could only confirm 642.

When staff members of the U.S. occupation government recommended that payrolls be verified before salary payments, CPA financial officials "stated the CPA would rather overpay salaries than risk not paying employees and inciting violence," the inspector general said.
Huh. I wonder from where those insurgents are getting their funding? I mean, I know Iran has kicked in $20 million or so, but that’s chump change. With $9 billion, a resourceful insurgency can really get things done.
The inspector general's report rejected Bremer's criticism. It concluded that despite the war, "We believe the CPA management of Iraq's national budget process and oversight of Iraqi funds was burdened by severe inefficiencies and poor management."
Welcome to Democracy, Iraq!

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Bloggerman

Rook and John Aravosis point us in Keith Olbermann’s direction, who has been writing some smart and funny stuff about Dr. Dobson and his evil minions:

It goes back to the core of the Dobsonian point of view here: the fear of the “pro-Homosexual” agenda. That may be the way he delicately phrases it, but it is not shared by most of his followers who emailed me. They were clearly angry that there was no anti-homosexual agenda. And one of the most fascinating things about the studies of homosexuality in this country is that while there is still debate between the creationists and the environmentalists, I’ve never heard anything suggesting that a child is more or less likely to be gay, depending on whether he’s taught not to hate nor be intolerant, of gays.

Schneeberger finishes his piece with the hope that I’ll experience the same kind of epiphany he claims to have in 1997. “Let’s pray, if he ever does, that he comes up with the right answer - and not because it may lead to fairer reporting. But because it may lead to a redeemed life.”

Hey, guys, worry about yourselves. You’re spewing hate, while assuming that for some reason, God has chosen you and you alone in all of history to understand the mysteries of existence, when mankind’s existence is filled with ample evidence that nobody yet has been smart enough to discern an answer.

You might try keeping it simpler: did you help others, or hurt them?

I’ll be happy to be judged on the answer to that question, and if it’s a group session, I don’t expect I’ll find many members of “Focus On Family” in the “done ok” line.

Keith Recommends: Keep It Simple Stupid.

Read the rest. There are three or four entries on the topic, and each one is better than the last.

Tangentially, when someone involved with a Christian activist group of the tenor like that of Focus on the Family says, “Let’s pray, if he ever does, that he comes up with the right answer - and not because it may lead to fairer reporting. But because it may lead to a redeemed life,” do you think that he actually cares about fair reporting or redeemed lives? Something tells me that the greatest benefits of the converted to the likes of Dr. Dobson and friends is having just another sheep to bleat their cause.

If redemption were the goal, it would be bad for business. Forgiveness is a key component of the redeemed life, but forgiveness is the cure for outrage, and without sustained outrage, Dr. Dobson’s bank accounts would just as empty as his soul.

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Good Stuff

Middle Earth Journal is cookin’ today. First read Jazz on the disturbingly recurring claim that Iraqis were compelled to vote if they wanted their food vouchers. Then read Ron on how a possible constitutional crisis is bringing together liberals and true conservatives.

Also recommended reading: Blogenlust’s John on cultural arrogance.

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President Pan

In responding to a Washington Post article examining what Bush’s legacy might be, Kevin Drum writes:

I continue to dither about what exactly it is that motivates George Bush, but there's at least one thing that's always seemed clear to me: he is the most unfailingly partisan president we've had in a long time. It's genuinely hard to figure out a political philosophy that ties together tax cuts, Medicare expansion, war in Iraq, immigration reform, Mars missions, Social Security privatization, and vastly increased domestic spending, but even if ideological coherency sometimes takes a backseat in Bush's world, partisan advantage is always front and center.
I’ve thought about this a lot, too, wondering what is, exactly, the method behind his madness. Whole books have been written on the subject, and I cannot begin to fathom the number of words across the blogoshere dedicated to the pursuit of discerning the enigmatic motivations of this president are. Dry drunk, child of privilege, slave to overwhelming Oedipus complex, puppet, idiot…legions of hypothesis have been proposed, and yet instead of one having more veracity than another, I think they are all part and parcel of one pathetically simple overarching character attribute, so entrenched as to have become immutable. The man is pathologically immature.

A stunted child in a colossal candy store, he is the ultimate spoiled child, with everyone around him catering to his every whim, indulging his fanciful desires, and never, ever, but never, telling him no. Those who may dare are quickly dismissed as disloyal, unpatriotic, or just plain wrong.

Attempts to find cohesion in his pet policies are futile, as whatever he fancies is what he pursues. There is, clearly, a theme that runs throughout many, though not all, of his proposals, which falls neatly under his label of “Ownership Society,” an ideology which itself exposes a puerile stinginess, with its emphasis on me over we. What is Bush’s proposed Social Security reform if not resistance against delayed gratification and a childish refusal to share?

A child is not an adept contextualizer. Assessing long-term ramifications and the effects of one’s actions on others are skills developed with maturity, as one realizes that the world revolves around something distinctly more vast than oneself. It is only Bush’s extreme immaturity that allows him to hold the views of the world he does; role-playing, spending beyond one’s means, acting like a bully, making rules that benefit only one’s friends and marginalize those different than yourself, never owning up to one’s own mistakes and instead blaming everyone else for everything…these are the traits of a schoolyard antagonist, the habits of a child. A spoiled and insolent child who will never grow up, because no one ever forces him to do so.

Compromise, empathy, and sacrifice are concepts of a grown-up world. Consistency, compassion, and reason are not to be found in the purview of an arrested adolescent who mocks those at his mercy.

I remember being young and foolish, thinking that I knew more, knew better, than all the adults around me. I was smarter than they were, the unbearably dull old fools. Rejecting the counsel of those wiser, sensing the years in which that wisdom was earned create a seemingly untraversable distance, are familiar marks of youth, one that falls away as we ourselves age.

But imagine if someone spent his entire life never recognizing the folly of declining guidance, never learning to defer to the advice or judgment of others, always believing that he knew more, knew better, than everyone else, and so had no use for curiosity or counsel. Imagine if he were handed the power of an empire. Imagine if the boy who refused to grow up became the most important man in the world.


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No Grown-Ups Allowed

The Fixer on the Bushies’ babysitters for journalists:

Those of you who are my age and older remember this happening when journalists reported from inside the old Soviet Union. For those of you younger, the Soviet Union was a totalitarian society. Draw your own conclusions.

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Election Day

It’s election day in Iraq, and I’ve been reading a lot of stuff trying to figure out exactly what’s going on over there. There have been some attacks, and some are reporting decidedly uneven turn-out among different factions. But there are also reports of dancing in the streets and celebrations that democracy feels within Iraqis’ reach for the first time.

It’s probably a little of everything.

Ultimately, I think I’m going to go with Scott on this one; it’s probably too soon to make any calls about how the election went. One thing I will say with certainty is that I agree with Kofi Annan, who said today that “It’s a beginning, not an end.”

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Hello to Bayh

It was recently requested that being perhaps the only blue blogger in the very red state of Indiana, I give my two cents on Senator Evan Bayh, who was one of the brave 13 voting against the confirmation of Condoleezza Rice. To be honest, because of where I live in Indiana, which is the northwest corner, I’m really part of suburban Chicago, and, combined with spending the ten previous years living in Chicago before I moved back to Indiana in ’02, it means I tend to know more about Illinois’ politics than I do about Indiana’s. And frankly, Indiana politics hasn’t offered much to care about if you’re a liberal. (Remember Dan Quayle?) Until now…maybe.


Evan Bayh in ’08?

There are two things to keep in mind about Bayh in reading my assessment. One: his vote against Condi indicates almost surely that he intends to run in ’08 (and it was, frankly, only a matter a time, as it’s family tradition; his father Birch ran in ’76 but lost the nomination to Carter). Two: He has been handily elected as both Governor and Senator on the Democratic ticket in Indiana, which, on election night, was the first state called for Bush on almost every channel, so red runs Hoosier blood.

Issues2000 categorizes Bayh as a Moderate Liberal Populist:



It’s a fair assessment. The lowdown on Bayh is this: he’s a very appealing centrist who is eminently electable. The question is whether he’s the kind of Democrat we want to elect.

Handed ‘96’s Democratic Keynote Address slot by Professor Emeritus of Centrism 101 himself, Bill Clinton, Bayh can play to both sides of the aisle. Overall, Bayh’s voting reveals a near-perfect centrism. He’s given rankings of:

75% by APHA, indicating a pro-public health record
74% by the LCV, indicating pro-environment votes
63% by CURE, indicating mixed votes on criminal rehabilitation
60% by the ACLU, indicating a mixed civil rights voting record
43% by the US COC, indicating a mixed business voting record
33% by CATO, indicating a mixed record on trade issues
33% by the Christian Coalition: an anti-family voting record (versus the 100% scored by Indiana’s Republican Senator, Richard Lugar, or the 0% scored by John Kerry)
30% by SANE, indicating a pro-military voting record
26% by NTU, indicating a "Big Spender" on tax votes

His best records are on Education, Social Security, and Labor:

91% by the NEA, indicating pro-public education votes
90% by the ARA, indicating a pro-senior voting record
85% by the AFL-CIO, indicating a pro-labor voting record

Most notably (for liberals), Bayh’s record is pretty spotty when it comes to abortion and gay rights. He voted for a partial birth abortion ban, though he believes it should be allowed in cases of danger to the mother, and, when Governor of IN, he indicated support for a 24-hour waiting period for abortions, but never proposed or signed one into law. He was also (tentatively) against a federal marriage amendment; I couldn’t find any specific references, but I think it’s safe to infer that he would opt for the standard Dem punt of supporting civil unions but not marriage.

Bayh’s record speaks for itself; the “cons” for progressives are obvious. The pros for centrists, and progressives who believe a centrist is hell and gone better than Bush, are also obvious. He is, without question, an appealing candidate. In fact, an Indy Star article (that is currently not available online) reported that during Kerry’s veep-selection process, Republican pollster Frank Luntz was asked to test the appeal of seven potential running mates. Bayh won hands-down (even beating John Edwards).

Are there any pros for progressives? Well, there’s this: it’s easier for someone who has been a left-leaning centrist to move further left without having his credibility (and motives) questioned, than a liberal to move center without looking like a schmucky opportunist. While Kerry had to tie himself into pretzels to try to explain his contrasting votes on the war (as his pro-war vote contrasted with his typically liberal record), Bayh easily voted no on Condi without seeming disingenuous. (Indeed, many were pleasantly surprised by it.) Voting no on Rice may well have been part of a political strategy geared toward an ‘08 run, but it also seems to have stemmed from a genuine belief that Rice did not deserve the confirmation.

I suspect Bayh is personally more liberal than his home state allows him to be if he wants to get elected. He’ll be a guest of Stephanopoulos tomorrow, talking about his vote against Condi; if you’re interested in seeing if Bayh has any true liberal credentials, and whether he’s willing to flex them, tune in.

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Time to Make Some Noise

After what feels like a very long week, the dismay surrounding the inauguration of President Bush to his second term now seems to be fading away, replaced instead with the dread of what the next four years will bring. Of particular concern is the sense of helplessness, of voicelessness, that we on the Left seem to share. We celebrate isolated incidents of strength from the elected Dems—Barbara Boxer standing up to Condi Rice, the brave baker’s dozen that voted no, the two that voted no to both Condi and Gonzo—but the reality of having no control in any of the three branches is wearing slowly on all of us, perhaps because ’06 seems yet so far away; perhaps because things seem to be getting worse, rather than better.

The chance we have rests firmly in whether or not we have the ability to effectively challenge the tactics of the Bush administration, which requires first addressing the reality of how truly radical their agenda is. There are those who feel that claims we are veering dangerously close to handing America over wholesale to extremists are, in themselves, extreme. But such claims are not extreme; they are part and parcel of the beginnings of an successful offensive strategy.

Our president has joked about his affinity for dictatorships on more than one occasion. In describing his role as governor of Texas, he mused:

"You don't get everything you want. A dictatorship would be a lot easier." (Governing Magazine 7/98)

--From Paul Begala's "Is Our Children Learning?"
And on two other occasions, he referenced again how much easier things would be were a pesky little thing like democracy not in his way:
"I told all four that there are going to be some times where we don't agree with each other, but that's OK. If this were a dictatorship, it would be a heck of a lot easier, just so long as I'm the dictator.”

--CNN.com, December 18, 2000

"A dictatorship would be a heck of a lot easier, there's no question about it. "

--Business Week, July 30, 2001
Said once, it’s a joke in questionable taste. Twice, and it becomes discomfiting. By the third time, it tends to raise genuine concerns about the inner feelings of a man who is meant to be leading a democracy. When that feeling stirs in our guts, that creeping sense that something isn’t right, we must listen to our intuition. We cannot keep our heads down, hold our breath, and wait for it all to be over.

In reading Lawrence Kaplan’s intense dispatch from Iraq today, I was struck how with a few very minor edits, an account of the politically mangled Iraq was easily turned into an applicable description of the political landscape in America:
[A] powerful executive branch…exerts significant control over all other branches of the state, being in some cases free from institutional checks and balances […O]fficial corruption runs rampant, [the president] governs more or less unchecked, and endless layers of bureaucracy weigh down the government.

This presents a real problem for [the country’s] liberals. The advantages of democracy, after all, routinely get lost in societies divided along ethnic and religious lines, and, [here], these allegiances are rapidly crowding out all others. As a result, the very things that make for shifting majorities in liberal democracies--civic concerns, economic calculations, political preferences--have increasingly taken a backseat to the latest edict from [religious leaders].
I was reminded of President Bush’s assertion in his inaugural address that he seeks to end tyranny. One wonders, however, whether he is truly interested in pursuit of that goal, or rather in simply replacing the old-fashioned tyranny with a new and improved version. In Bush's view, peace and freedom have become freakishly Orwellian threats; you will submit to our will for you to have peace and freedom, or we'll bring it to you with war and oppression.

The guise of propriety is undermined by close examination of the realities. In a tyrannical governorship, opposition is controlled through intimidation. We associate such intimidation with old school tyrants like, ironically, Saddam Hussein, whose death squads handily eliminated any dissention with all the death or destruction required. In Bush’s updated version, the intimidation is of a less violent but no less perilous sort, where any opposition is crushed with the burden of carrying the tag of treason. Those who seek to make their voices heard by casting a vote for a challenger are subjected to questionable voting machines, prohibitive waits, and excessive challenges by controlling party operatives. With dissenting voices of the minority party's elected representatives silenced at every turn, and the rank-and-file relegated to casting a vote and hoping for the best, real opportunity for change remains elusive. In the new tyranny of liberty, democracy is the opiate of the masses.

What better way to quell the threat of revolt than to offer the chance to effect change once every few years, through the simple and effortless act of casting a ballot. But when those ballots have lost any remnant of power, then they have also lost all sense of purpose, and the act of democracy becomes an impotent gesture, its sole meaning to stave off acts of rebellion against an increasingly centralized and exclusionary ruling class.

We are, to be sure, collectively reluctant to acknowledge that our democracy is slowly becoming little more than a useful tool to mollify and distract any element that would seek to impede the increasingly boundless control of the Right. We tell ourselves that all the things that contribute to the steady march toward authoritarianism—no checks and balances, media deregulation, weak and ineffectual opposition—will be solved as soon as we get another chance to vote. But the vote came and went, and the will of the authoritarians triumphed over the will of change. It will not get easier to undo the damage with the last shreds of our democratic system; it will only become more difficult, and more unlikely.

Yet our tunnel vision controls our response. We look to ’06 with blinders, ignoring the reality that focusing steadfastly onto a democratic solution is the very thing that will eventually render such a solution an impossibility. What will they accomplish in the next two years while we wait? What schemes will deepen their hold on us all while we depend on our votes to save us?

We must not give up on our right and our responsibility to vote, but voting alone will not solve the problems we face. Those of us who can look beyond our next chance to trek to the voting booth must find other ways of making our voices heard in the interim. When Ukraine’s government attempted to undermine their democratic principles, there was rioting in the streets. When will we riot in the streets? I wonder, anxiously, what it will take to shake us from our immutable belief that democracy will solve the problem of its own inevitable ruination so long as we depend exclusively on its fading potency.

Citizens of a democracy, we are taught, address their concerns and protest bad administrations and their dire policies on election days. We are polite and respectful as we register our dissent in quiet booths with drawn curtains. But maybe, just maybe, the pride we take in our civility will become our greatest shame.

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It's So Right

In case anyone still needs inspiration for the Official Right-on-Right Get-It-On-a-thon, which seems like a good topic for Friday afternoon, I found a couple more images of our favorite revolting Righties to move you.

Enjoy!


“Pucker up,
buttercup.”


“Gagging for it.”


“He ain’t known as a
blowhard for nuttin’.”


“Wanna take a walk with
Wolfie?”


“I love a good pork sandwich.”


“Santa’s sack of goodies.”


“Please, sir—may I have another?”


“Rrrrrrowwww.”

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Q: If utter disrespect had a wardrobe, what would it be?

A: An olive parka complete with fur-trimmed hood and embroidered name of wearer, knit ski cap, and brown, lace-up hiking boots.


“An Ass Goes to Auschwitz”

The whole story is here.

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Friday Cat Blogging

These pictures were taken last night with my camera phone. They are as murky as my brain feels by Friday afternoon, so it seemed appropriate to post them, especially since I couldn't find the charger to my digital camera.



What Jim would look like at the bottom of the ocean.



Olivia doing her acrobatic routine.

Matilda scratched me for no good reason, so her punishment is one week of obscurity.

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No on Gonzo

In order to join the contingent of bloggers who believe Alberto Gonzales isn’t fit to be Attorney General, I need to post an opposition statement. I’ve registered my contempt for him on numerous occasions, but there’s no one particular post that pulls all my thoughts into one place.

So here it is:



(I’d give credit, but I don’t know who originally created the image.)

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Unhappy Meals

The Island of Balta reports that some wounded soldiers recuperating at Walter Reed are being required to pay for their own meals. Balta comments:

These people are sent into a hell hole that their government told them is necessary, and while they're stuck in a hospital after being wounded (sometimes quite seriously), our government is again trying to make some of them pay for their own meals. What kind of message can this send? Oh yeah, this war is clearly necessary, but we just can't afford to pay for your meals. Hey, we need to cut taxes!

Can anyone, anywhere give me a genuine reason why the U.S. military should charge wounded Iraq war veterans for their own meals? I don't care if they're receiving outpatient treatment, I don't care what the excuse is, if they're living at a hospital taking care of wounded soldiers, there is no reason they should have to pay for their own meals.
This is categorically reprehensible. As if it weren’t bad enough that the soldiers convalescing at Walter Reed have to ask for phone cards to call their loved ones thousands of miles away, now they (not all, but some) are being told they have to pay for their own food. How many phone cards and meals might the $240,00 paid to Armstrong Williams, or the $21,500 paid to Maggie Gallagher, or the $10,000 paid to Michael McManus have bought? How many phone cards and meals might the money spent on NINE GODDAMNED INAUGURAL BALLS have bought?

Mr. Furious recently mentioned speaking to someone who voted for Bush solely for the great tax breaks he keeps giving her. Well, you parsimonious bitch, and all the greedy assholes like you, how does it feel to know you keep getting richer by taking the food out of soldiers’ mouths? Support the troops, do you? Get stuffed, you stingy cunts.

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Simon's Pitch

Simon Rosenberg wants to be your DNC Chair. You can find his plan here.

I have no real comment on his plan; it looks good enough. I'm still just a Deaniac at heart, though.

As an aside, one thing that's cool about the race for DNC Chair is that at least we know a Democrat will win, which makes a refreshing change. :-)

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Let Freedom Ring

Brilliant at Breakfast points us a Kos diary about the author’s experience participating in an episode of Nightline that was rife with overt and covert censorship. It’s truly chilling. Read it and see if you don’t come away thinking that maybe things are even worse than you thought, if that’s possible.

And Digby has more on our “free” society (referencing this article):

Yeah, it's some kind of a wonderful free society when female interrogators are used as dominatrix whores to humiliate a bunch of unlucky putzes who were sold for 5 grand by an Afghan warlord who's still laughing his ass off at how easy it was to get rid of his hated brother-in-law.
What country do I live in? I don’t even recognize it anymore.

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Friday Blogrollin’ (Thursday Night Edition)

Got a few extras this week, but I would never get everyone added who deserved it if I stuck to only one or two each Friday…

First up: The Dark Wraith, who I hope won’t be offended if I call a pal and whose musings I first came to appreciate during some late night nattering at AMERICAblog, before either of us had our own pads in the blogoshere. No need to link to any post in particular—go read anything. When the Dark Wraith has spoken, it’s worth listening to.

Next Stop: T Rex’s Guide to Life. Even though we’ve established the name refers to the dinosaur, and not the eminently cool band, I’d still like to think we’re both Children of the Revolution. Again, lots of posts would do, although this is a recent favorite.

Destination: Poetic Leanings. Aside from my instant affinity for the name of his blog, Scott posts lots of great stuff. Funny, insightful, and informative.

Off we go to Me4President, which is authored by another chap called Scott, whose humor and idealism I so appreciate (in comments here and on his own blog), especially when I’m feeling old and cranky. This and this will introduce you nicely.

And last but not least: 42, which is, of course, the answer to everything in the universe, and who can argue with that? This is a good one. (I guess especially if you live in St. Paul, but I don’t, and I could still totally relate).

Off you go, then. Lots of reading to do!

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Butch Cassidy and the Last Chance Kid

The Buzz, according to Atrios: Paul Newman to challenge the Twat in ’06.

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Triple Trouble!

From Salon:

One day after President Bush ordered his Cabinet secretaries to stop hiring commentators to help promote administration initiatives, and one day after the second high-profile conservative pundit was found to be on the federal payroll, a third embarrassing hire has emerged. Salon has confirmed that Michael McManus, a marriage advocate whose syndicated column, "Ethics & Religion," appears in 50 newspapers, was hired as a subcontractor by the Department of Health and Human Services to foster a Bush-approved marriage initiative. McManus championed the plan in his columns without disclosing to readers he was being paid to help it succeed.

Responding to the latest revelation, Dr. Wade Horn, assistant secretary for children and families at HHS, announced Thursday that HHS would institute a new policy that forbids the agency from hiring any outside expert or consultant who has any working affiliation with the media. "I needed to draw this bright line," Horn tells Salon. "The policy is being implemented and we're moving forward."
Hmm. Is it me, or are there no lengths of unethical behavior to which this administration is willing to go…until they get caught? See, the problem is, Mr. Horn, that preventing the HHS from “hiring any outside expert or consultant who has any working affiliation with the media” shouldn’t need a new policy, because hiring outside experts or consultants who have working affiliations with the media is indicative of an attempt to buy endorsements of policies, as those endorsements might not otherwise be forthcoming, and that’s called propaganda, and there’s already a federal statute prohibiting it.
Horn says McManus, who could not be reached for comment, was paid approximately $10,000 for his work as a subcontractor to the Lewin Group, a health care consultancy hired by HHS to implement the Community Healthy Marriage Initiative, which encourages communities to combat divorce through education and counseling.

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[O]ne HHS critic says another dynamic has led to the controversy, and a blurring of ethical and journalistic lines: Horn and HHS are hiring advocates -- not scholars -- from the pro-marriage movement. "They're ideological sympathizers who propagandize," says Tim Casey, attorney for Legal Momentum, a women's rights organization. He describes McManus as being a member of the "extreme religious right."

Horn denies the charge: "It's not true that we have just been selectively working with conservatives." According to news accounts, the administration seeks to spend $1.5 billion promoting marriage through marriage-enrichment courses, counseling and public-awareness campaigns.
Huh. Well, here’s another problem, Mr. Horn: I would bet everything in my right pocket that you couldn’t produce a liberal scholar who would generate the kind of advocatory material you sought on behalf of promoting marriage, particularly as this administration has inextricably linked “marriage promotion” to discrimination against gays and lesbians. But hey, if you can produce one, then you’ve just won yourself a Post-It note and a Band-Aid, you lucky dog.

Let the revelations roll.

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Yeesh

Dear Bush Administration:

There’s this thing called Google. You might have heard of it. It’s on the internets. It’s really helpful for finding out information about people and other stuff.

Use it.

Love,
Shakespeare’s Sister

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Double Trouble

Ugh. Just when I think I can’t get more annoyed…

Check out this post at Pam’s House Blend:

USA Today: PR spending doubled under Bush

Well, now, we're paying for a well-oiled PR machine. Bush has shelled out $88 million on contracts with public relations firms? Good god, this thing is blowing wide open. This article mentions Ketchum, the firm that paid out $240K to our friend Armstrong Williams. I guess we'll see some mini-Halliburton PR agencies that have been getting fat on the taxpayers' dollar now, and I bet they're friends of Chimpy.

The sick thing is we're at war, troops don't have what they need, programs are being cut and money is being burned on flacks. The bottom line is that Bush cannot advance a crap agenda like his without people to massage and sell the hell out of it. I want my money back.
She’s got more. Just have a barf bag handy when you read it.

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It's So Obvious

The utterly loathsome behavior demonstrated by our president at his press conference yesterday almost defies comprehension. He made fun of seniors and responded flippantly to questions about the impending election in Iraq, a topic which requires grave concern rather than yet another example of his possibly irreparable dissociation from reality.

Perhaps his lowest moment, however, was his response to the news of the highest number of troop losses since the war started:

"Obviously any time we lose life it is a sad moment," he said.

Obviously. Such a dismissive word. What an incredible horse’s ass.

James Wolcott observed:

When Bush did address the soldiers' deaths, he said that we "weep and mourn" when Americans die, but as he was saying it his hand was flatly smacking downwards for emphasis, as if he were pounding the table during the business meeting, refusing to pay a lot for a muffler. The steady beat of his hand was at odds with the sentiments he was expressing--he didn't look or sound the least bit mournful or sombre [sic]. And why should he? Death doesn't seem to be a bringdown for him. There isn't the slightest evidence that he experiences the anguish LBJ did as casualties mounted in Vietnam.

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He's so cocky now that he can't even fake a semblance of sorrow after hearing news that would have made most presidents turn ashen.
Of course not. Most president are so pedestrian as to be shocked and dismayed by such macabre news, but not Cowboy George. To him, the sadness is so obvious as to undermine its gravity, to render its expression unnecessary.

More of the same detestable exhibitions of callousness and callowness from our idiot-in-chief, it struck me as so achingly, regrettably familiar. The despair for those whose loss of loved ones is exacerbated by Bush’s indifference unshakably nags me.

John at Blogenlust echoed the sentiment in a post I highly recommend:
Today I learned that one of the Marines killed in Tuesday's helicopter crash had been corresponding with a close friend. I'd actually read a few of the letters between the two, so in a small sense, I feel as though I know a bit about him despite the fact we never met and he had know idea who I was.

[…]

This is extremely upsetting for me, even as someone with no real physical connection to these guys. I can't imagine how their families, and the families of other soldiers killed in action must feel when the Commander in Chief consistently proves himself to be an insensitive prick…

I can’t imagine, either. His cavalier attitude mocks their loss, and devalues the lives given in pursuit of his dreams of empire. There’s nothing obvious about the sadness I feel. It is quite extraordinary how much sorrow I feel these days about his war, despite his best attempts to celebrate its great success.

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The Unspoken Cost of Social Security Reform

You must must must must must read this article in the LA Times by Benjamin R. Barber.

A brief excerpt:

[T]he most profound cost of privatization has been wholly ignored: the systemic cost to our public way of life. By turning a public social insurance and pension policy into a private bet in which personal and private decisions determine who does well and who does badly, we do irreparable harm to our democratic "common ground." […]You cannot simply take justice out of the public realm and put it into the private realm without fundamentally weakening the democracy on which the very possibility of justice depends.

[…]

Privatization is a kind of reverse social contract: It dissolves the bonds that tie us together.
That is the real crisis we face, and these are our talking points.

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There Is No Crisis…But There Certainly Could Be

President Bush, in promoting his ideas for reforming Social Security, has invoked the Chilean plan, which during Pinochet’s tenure switched largely to privatization, as a model for the reforms he intends.

The problem is, Chile’s participants aren’t finding the plan particularly worthy of emulation:

Dagoberto Sáez, for example, is a 66-year-old laboratory technician here who plans, because of a recent heart attack, to retire in March. He earns just under $950 a month; his pension fund has told him that his nearly 24 years of contributions will finance a 20-year annuity paying only $315 a month.

"Colleagues and friends with the same pay grade who stayed in the old system, people who work right alongside me," he said, "are retiring with pensions of almost $700 a month - good until they die. I have a salary that allows me to live with dignity, and all of a sudden I am going to be plunged into poverty, all because I made the mistake of believing the promises they made to us back in 1981."
The whole article is worth reading, to see the road down which we could be headed. I guess it just goes to prove that old adage: modeling the presidency after the authoritarian government of Pinochet is kinda kooky.

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Joementum

Kos:

We could look the other way if Lieberman represented, say, Utah. But does Connecticut truly deserve this neocon?

I have a policy of neutrality for primary elections, but would make an exception in this case. I don't doubt that a legitimate primary challenger to Lieberman would garner serious netroot support. And if what I hear is true, there are serious efforts underway to draft such a person.
Atrios:

Like Kos, my instinct is to stay away from primary contests as much possible. But, if there's a decent CT politician who is eyeing a Senate seat there, my guess is that online fundraising wouldn't be too much of a problem.
Hesiod:
Taking a cue from Kos and Atrios, I agree that the Democrats should mount a serious primary challenge to Senator Joe Lieberman in the next electoral cycle.

This will serve as a wakeup call for ANY wavering Democrats who think there is some electoral or political benefit to kissing the President’s nether reegions. [sic]

It doesn’t really matter if the primary challenge is successful. [Although, if it were, it’d be a cannon shot across a lot of faint-hearted Dems’ bows]. Just so long as you put the fear of Blog into ‘em, that’s all that matters.

[…]

There are no Zell Miller’s in the GOP.
Like Kos, Atrios, and Hesiod (just to keep the Joementum going), I think the people of Connecticut deserve better than the likes of Joe Lieberman. And I think any Dem willing to sell out the party’s principles could use a good dose of intimidation. Yes, it’s a big tent, but it’s not so big that we should let guys who ought to be on the other side of the aisle slip into Congress under our banner.

Of course, you already knew what I think.

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Hill of Beans

Is this for real?

Either the Bull Moose and Ezra Klein are conspiring to drive me insane, or they’ve both lost their minds. Maybe both.

Both of these normally smart fellas are suggesting that Hillary’s recent migration towards the center is both clever and admirable.

Bull Moose:

Hillary's luxury is that she doesn't have to establish her lefty bona fides.

[…]

Hillary has shrewdly started to address the two areas that are vulnerabilities both for her and the Democratic Party - national security and values. Needless to say, she has the most acute political practitioner in America as her unpaid chief political consultant - her husband.
Ezra:
Hillary is making the sweet moves. If Bill's enormous charisma and obvious potential gave him the credibility to cross liberals on key policies (or symbols), Hillary's position as bugaboo of the right and liberal icon is allowing her to assume unorthodox stances on issues where progressives desperately need some creative repositioning.
Let’s address this madness point by point.

Hillary's luxury is that she doesn't have to establish her lefty bona fides. I beg to differ. Hillary is currently on the fast track to eradicating any tenuous lefty bona fides she may have established for herself, by voting yes to confirm Rice and suddenly invoking God and values with such frequency that she’s giving President Bejesus a run for his tithe. And while some might see her recent comments on the need to prevent abortions as some kind of beautiful compromise between the pro-life and pro-choice positions, they do so only by ignoring that she also underscored
her views in preventing unplanned pregnancies, promoting adoption, recognizing the influence of religion in abstinence and championing what she has long called "teenage celibacy."
While preventing unplanned pregnancies and promoting adoption are noble goals, no progressive in his or her right mind would endorse the religious-based abstinence programs favored over traditional sex education by this administration (an analysis of which can be found here and here—please read to see just how asinine support of these programs actually is). Endorsing celibacy as a solution to abortions is short-sighted and untenable for a myriad of reasons, not the least of which that it assumes abortion is a phenomenon unique to single women. (For more on this, read Linnet’s excellent post on the topic here.)

Hillary is far too intelligent a woman to be unaware of the dangers of abstinence-based sex ed and celibacy promotion. Her endorsement can be little more than insincere posturing to achieve the appearance of compromise, when in fact it is a straightforward sell-out of women’s well-being. Liberal bona fides my ass.

Bill's enormous charisma and obvious potential gave him the credibility to cross liberals on key policies… What gave Bill the ability to cross liberals was not, as Ezra suggests, "enormous charisma and obvious potential," but a man by the name of Ross Perot, who effectively split the vote in a way that handed him two elections.

In my election post-mortem, I wrote: We on the Left seem to have such a selective memory, and selective outrage as a result. Clinton & team realistically probably only won because Perot was a spoiler (which we never acknowledge, though we are quick to blame the spoiler Nader for our '00 loss). It's foolish to remember the latter in bitterness as an excuse for a loss, and forget the other lest we be faced with the fact that without Perot, we may have been on a losing streak since 1980 rather than 2000. It doesn't bode so well for our current leadership, when you look at it in the correct perspective. Unfortunately, looking at it in the correct perspective rarely happens. In all the post-mortem I’ve read that suggests we should look to the Clinton presidency to guide our future, nowhere have I seen the name “Perot,” and yet he was perhaps more key to that presidency than anyone on our side.

True then, true now. And Clinton is no idol of true progressives. Indeed, anyone who feels, for example, that gay rights should be of primary concern (as should anyone who calls him- or herself a liberal) finds very little for which to thank Clinton, the architect of DOMA. The example is representative of a slew of issues on which Clinton was much less a friend to liberals than to the muddy middle to which Hillary now aspires.

Hillary's position as bugaboo of the right and liberal icon is allowing her to assume unorthodox stances on issues where progressives desperately need some creative repositioning. Progressives do indeed desperately need some creative repositioning, but the solution is not running to the center; it's by repositioning progressive arguments as true American values, as opposed to the thuggish and disingenuous policies that are masquerading as them now.

Progressives have left a void in the values arena, in no small part due to our inability to simultaneously claim a moral high ground and continue to cast in the role of Lefty icon a man who committed perjury while holding the office of president. Can’t have it both ways, so we’ve decided to cede morality to the biggest collection of morally bankrupt fuckwits to ever hit the Beltway, and hold on to the shady character Clinton instead.

The answer is not to try to fill that void with disingenuous rhetoric (that, by the way, will never appease the people to whom it’s directed, anyway) meant to appeal to a crowd that actually subscribes to the Bushies’ claim that they are morally superior to progressives despite their having led us to war on false pretenses (for a start). It’s a pointless, worthless endeavor, and it does absolutely nothing to move the national debate back onto our terms.

Hillary’s not making sweet moves; she’s engaging in the worst kind of artificial politicking—that which helps no one but herself.

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Stats for Thought

Although all eight of the Democrats on the Judiciary Committee voted no on Gonzales, six of them voted yes on Rice. The only two Democratic Senators who voted no on both were Teddy Kennedy and Dick Durbin. Special Balls of Steel award to the two gentlemen.

One of the Dems sitting on the Judiciary Committee who voted no on Gonzales and yes on Rice was Dianne Feinstein, much to many's shock and chagrin. Via the Middle Earth Journal, however, is an article that may help explain what dictated the dichotomy between Feinstein's votes:

Tuesday, April 22, 2003

URS Corp., a San Francisco planning and engineering firm partially owned by California Sen. Dianne Feinstein's husband, landed an Army contract Monday worth up to $600 million.

[...]

EG&G works with the military, NASA, and several federal departments, according to Hoover's. The company's areas of expertise range from designing transportation infrastructure to training people to dismantle weapons of mass destruction.
Huh. No wonder Dianne is so fond of Condi "Mushroom Cloud" Rice.

When I suggested the Dems start considering WWRD, I didn't have war profiteering in mind.

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Gag Me: The Official Right-on-Right Get-It-On-a-thon

Okay, I’m interrupting our regularly scheduled delivery of assorted shocking, sad, and sickening political news to have a little fun.

It all started when the Arlington Group started blackmailing Bush. In the story, which addressed the wingnuts’ disappointment that the White House isn’t discriminating against gays nearly rigorously or quickly enough, Tony Perkins, president of the Family Research Council, ranked the level of the religious right’s discontent with the White House as an 8 out of 10.

Pam commented, “I'm wondering what it would take make them hit the apesh*t 10 level?” to which I responded, “A picture of Karl Rove and Ken Mehlman having wild monkey sex on SpongeBob SquarePants sheets.”

Pam was disturbed by that image for some reason.

But she got me back. In response to my post about Joe Lieberman’s less than stellar performance at Condi’s confirmation hearing, Pam commented, “I imagine Joe licking Condi's sensible shiny patent leather pumps and getting off on it (then feeling terribly guilty).”

This image spawned two things:

1) A dose of the dry heaves
2) The Official Right-on-Right Get-It-On-a-thon

The challenge: Come up with the most abhorrent, gut-churning imagery of two of your favorite GOP operatives in a compromising position. No extra points for ménage e trios or orgiastic shenanigans.

Bush and his Pet Goat in a bestial fling? Laura Bush and Ann Coulter in a hot lesbian love-in? Newt and Rush in a flab-slapping hayroll? No holds barred. Be imaginative, feel free to submit links to any imagery that might enhance your entry, and pass it on!

Inspirational Images:







And don’t forget who’s really packing in the GOP!



No wonder he didn’t support the assault weapons ban. Yowza!

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No-Voters

In case you're wondering who were the brave baker's dozen that voted against confirming Condoleezza Rice's as Secretary of State, here they are:

Daniel Akaka, D-Hawaii
Evan Bayh, D-Indiana
Barbara Boxer, D-California
Robert Byrd, D-West Virginia
Mark Dayton, D-Minnesota
Dick Durbin, D-Illinois
Tom Harkin, D-Iowa
Jim Jeffords, I-Vermont
Ted Kennedy, D-Massachusetts
John Kerry, D-Massachusetts
Frank Lautenberg, D-New Jersey
Carl Levin, D-Michigan
Jack Reed, D-Rhode Island

Not a Republican among them. Every single Republican Senator believes that Condi's perfect for the job.

You'll notice quite a few Democrats do, too. Or, even if they don't, they voted for her anyway. (Thanks a lot, Biden.)

Here are the rest of your Dem Senators:

Baucus, Max - (D - MT)
Web Form: baucus.senate.gov/emailmax.html

Biden, Joseph - (D - DE)
E-mail: senator@biden.senate.gov

Bingaman, Jeff - (D - NM)
E-mail: senator_bingaman@bingaman.senate.gov

Cantwell, Maria - (D - WA)
Web Form: cantwell.senate.gov/contact/index.html

Carper, Thomas - (D - DE)
Web Form: carper.senate.gov/email-form.html

Clinton, Hillary - (D - NY)
Web Form: clinton.senate.gov/email_form.html

Conrad, Kent - (D - ND)
Web Form: conrad.senate.gov/webform.html

Corzine, Jon - (D - NJ)
Web Form: corzine.senate.gov/contact.cfm

Dodd, Christopher - (D - CT)
Web Form: dodd.senate.gov/webmail/

Dorgan, Byron - (D - ND)
E-mail: senator@dorgan.senate.gov

Feingold, Russell - (D - WI)
E-mail: russell_feingold@feingold.senate.gov

Feinstein, Dianne - (D - CA)
Web Form: feinstein.senate.gov/email.html

Inouye, Daniel - (D - HI)
Web Form: inouye.senate.gov/webform.html

Johnson, Tim - (D - SD)
Web Form: johnson.senate.gov/ContactPage/emailform.htm

Kohl, Herb - (D - WI)
Web Form: kohl.senate.gov/gen_contact.html

Landrieu, Mary - (D - LA)
Web Form: landrieu.senate.gov/contact/index.cfm

Leahy, Patrick - (D - VT)
E-mail: senator_leahy@leahy.senate.gov

Lieberman, Joseph - (D - CT)
Web Form: lieberman.senate.gov/contact/index.cfm?regarding=issue

Lincoln, Blanche - (D - AR)
Web Form: lincoln.senate.gov/webform.html

Mikulski, Barbara - (D - MD)
Web Form: mikulski.senate.gov/mailform.html

Murray, Patty - (D - WA)
Web Form: murray.senate.gov/email/index.cfm

Nelson, Bill - (D - FL)
Web Form: billnelson.senate.gov/contact/index.cfm#email

Nelson, Ben - (D - NE)
Web Form: bennelson.senate.gov/email.html

Obama, Barack - (D - IL)
Web Form: obama.senate.gov/contact/

Pryor, Mark - (D - AR)
Web Form: pryor.senate.gov/email_webform.htm

Reid, Harry - (D - NV)
Web Form: reid.senate.gov/email_form.cfm

Rockefeller, John - (D - WV)
E-mail: senator@rockefeller.senate.gov

Salazar, Ken - (D - CO)
Web Form: salazar.senate.gov/contactus.cfm

Sarbanes, Paul - (D - MD)
Web Form: sarbanes.senate.gov/pages/email.html

Schumer, Charles - (D - NY)
Web Form: schumer.senate.gov/webform.html

Stabenow, Debbie - (D - MI)
Web Form: stabenow.senate.gov/email.htm

Wyden, Ron - (D - OR)
Web Form: wyden.senate.gov/contact.html

Write them and let them know how much you appreciate their vote. Especially our Senate Minority Leader Harry Reid. Wow. What a great choice he was.

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Pay for Play: Act Two

Howard Kurtz reports in the WaPo that Armstrong Williams wasn’t the only one on the take--quelle surprise:

In 2002, syndicated columnist Maggie Gallagher repeatedly defended President Bush's push for a $300 million initiative encouraging marriage as a way of strengthening families.

[…]

But Gallagher failed to mention that she had a $21,500 contract with the Department of Health and Human Services to help promote the president's proposal. Her work under the contract, which ran from January through October 2002, included drafting a magazine article for the HHS official overseeing the initiative, writing brochures for the program and conducting a briefing for department officials.

[…]

Gallagher received an additional $20,000 from the Bush administration in 2002 and 2003 for writing a report, titled "Can Government Strengthen Marriage?", for a private organization called the National Fatherhood Initiative. That report, published last year, was funded by a Justice Department grant, said NFI spokesman Vincent DiCaro. Gallagher said she was "aware vaguely" that her work was federally funded.
Am I missing something, or is the gist of this that the administration was paying someone in the media to write a report touting the virtues of an administration program, which was then to be published through a private, third-party organization? Um, something doesn’t make sense here. Did the Justice Department give the money directly to Gallagher, or did was it granted to the NFI, who then gave it to Gallagher? It sounds like it’s the former, which seems rather odd to me. Why would a government grant be given directly to an individual to author a report on behalf of an allegedly private organization? Was Gallagher contracted to write the report by NFI independently, or was it coordinated by the administration? It reeks of the administration wanting to have a third-party piece available to prop up its marriage initiative.
"Did I violate journalistic ethics by not disclosing it?" Gallagher said yesterday. "I don't know. You tell me."

Hmm, well, according to all your jagoff compatriots who went after Kos and Jerome even though they did disclose their relationship with the Dean campaign…YES! It’ll be interesting to see what the pontificating blowhards say in defense of Ms. Gallagher, considering their positions regarding Lefty bloggers.

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Sigh

Condoleezza Rice has been confirmed as Secretary of State.

There were 13 votes against her, composed of 12 Dems and Vermont’s Independent, Jim Jeffords.

Although Rice was assured of confirmation, she got the most "no" votes since World War II. Seven senators voted against Henry Kissinger and six each against Dean Acheson and Alexander Haig.
More than Kissinger…well, at least that’s something.
On the Senate floor Wednesday, Sen. John McCain, R-Ariz., suggested Democrats are sore losers. Rice had enough votes to win confirmation, as even her Democratic critics acknowledge, McCain said.

"So I wonder why we are starting this new Congress with a protracted debate about a foregone conclusion," McCain said. Since Rice is qualified for the job, he said, "I can only conclude that we are doing this for no other reason than because of lingering bitterness over the outcome of the election."
Yeah, that’s why. Man, I hate McCain.

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Gonzales Getting CREWed

Interesting press release from CREW. I honestly don’t believe anything will come of it, not because it’s without merit but because, like every other credible question raised about the practices of this administration, it will just be ignored then forgotten by anyone who's in a position to do anything. Still, it’s intriguing, and I’m glad they’re doing it:

WASHINGTON, DC – Today, Citizens for Responsibility and Ethics in Washington (CREW) filed a complaint with the Office of Disciplinary Counsel of the State Bar of Texas requesting an investigation into misrepresentations White House Counsel Alberto Gonzales made in a written response to a question posed to him by the Senate Judiciary Committee which is considering Gonzales’s nomination for Attorney General.

The complaint alleges that Gonzales inaccurately portrayed his role in appearing before a Texas court when President Bush, then Governor of Texas, was summoned for jury duty. Gonzales has claimed that although he appeared in court with the Governor, he merely observed the defense counsel make a motion to strike the Governor from the jury panel and then when asked by the Judge whether the Governor had any views on this, replied that he did not.

In marked contrast, Michael Isikoff, reporting for Newseek, has written that the defense lawyer, prosecutor and judge involved in the case all recall the incident differently. In their version, Gonzales asked to have an off-the-record conference in the judge’s chambers where Gonzales then asked the judge, David Crain, to strike Mr. Bush from the jury, arguing that the Governor might one day be asked to pardon the defendant. Isikoff writes that Judge Crain found Gonzales’s argument “extremely unlikely” but out of deference, agreed to allow the motion to strike, which the defense lawyer then made.

CREW’s complaint alleges that by misstating the facts surrounding the conversation in the judge’s chambers Gonzales may have violated 18 U.S.C. §1001, which makes it a federal crime to make false statements to a congressional committee. The complaint further alleges that Mr. Gonzales has violated two Texas Rules of Disciplinary Procedure: 8.04(a)(2) which prohibits lawyers from committing crimes that reflect adversely on their honesty or trustworthiness; and 8.04(a)(3) which prohibits lawyers from engaging in conduct involving dishonesty, fraud, deceit or misrepresentation.

CREW’s Executive Director Melanie Sloan stated, “The marked contrast between the version of events Mr. Gonzales provided to the Senate Judiciary Committee and the version told by the three other individuals involved – the prosecutor, the defense lawyer and the judge – is enough to require the State Bar of Texas to investigate this matter.” Sloan continued, “Violations of the bar rules can lead to disbarment. The Senate should delay voting on Mr. Gonzales’s nomination until this matter is cleared up or face the prospect of having an Attorney General who has lost his bar license.”
Hat tip: John Aravosis.

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Sad Day in Iraq

In what was the deadliest day for US troops since the war in Iraq began, 5 American troops were killed by insurgents, and 31 marines died in a helicopter crash in Iraq’s western desert:

A Bush administration official said the cause of Wednesday's crash was not immediately known but that there was bad weather at the time.

[…]

A search and rescue team has reached the site and an investigation into what caused the crash was under way.
Who knows what the truth about this accident is—we’ll probably never know. But of all the likely scenarios, bad weather seems to be the most improbable. That is not to suggest that it’s impossible—sand in the gears, high winds, all that—but in a war zone with insurgents regularly attacking troops, multiple reports of poorly performing equipment, and accounts of troops performing tasks for which they are not properly trained in attempts to delay a (probably inevitable) draft, I’m just saying that bad weather is maybe not the real reason for this tragedy. (See: Occam’s Razor.)

And it’s a shame that we will probably never know the truth, only instead the official story—a designed truth conveniently conforming to the war narrative the administration is touting that day. It’s a shame because if it really is anything but the weather, there’s a responsibility to the troops who will take those marines’ places to make sure the same thing doesn’t happen again. But you’ve got to know what happened in the first place.
Bush expressed his condolences for the deaths. "The story today is going to be very discouraging to the American people. I understand that. It is the long-term objective that is vital — that is to spread freedom."
Hoo-rah.

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No, Really. Joe Lieberman is a Twat.

Despite Gordon’s helpful suggestion that I had misspelled “twit” in my very thoughtful critique of Joe Lieberman, it is indeed true that the usually demure and retiring Shakespeare’s Sister defied all her inherent impulses toward modesty and, feminist deconstructions of the usage of vaginal slang be damned, called Joe Lieberman a twat.

And I meant it, too.

His twattiness manifests itself in so many ways that it’s hard to know where to begin, but let’s start with his most recent foray into twatdom. As part of his enthusiastic endorsement of the obscenely unqualified Condoleezza Rice, he also (as described by Sir James):

argued that partisanship should end at the nation's shores when the country is engaged in global war on terror, which is counseling Democrats to commit self-emasculation. They did that during Bush's first term, and look at the good it did.
The suggestion that any issue cannot or should not be partisan at any particular time is in itself resolutely unpatriotic. America is still meant to be a democracy, as tenuous a state of affairs as that may be, and within a democracy, where the people are to choose the direction of the country and the best people to take it there, a wide array of voices must be heard. To champion the notion that certain voices ought to be silenced for the good of the country is to undermine that which is best about the country.

That we are engaged in a global war on terror is perhaps the most preposterous reason one could conceivably conjure to advocate blind solidarity. For a start, the war on terror, as it is currently defined, is never-ending, and is unwinnable in any definitive terms. Does Lieberman actually mean to suggest that until the world has been rid of anyone who has the means or desire to terrorize America the Democrats should simply bow to the whims of the administration, whoever its leader might be? That could be one long wait, bub.

Secondly, and more importantly, the opposition party has a right and an obligation to analyze and, if necessary, criticize the way the war on terror is being managed, especially if, as any rational person might conclude from effects of the current administration’s decisions, the strategies to combat the terrorists are in fact increasing their numbers. That a man so divorced from the requirements of an elected Senator could have been the Democrats’ VP nominee just four years ago is a shame on our party. Counseling his fellow Dems to commit self-emasculation falls short of the mark; Lieberman is counseling them to dishonor their oaths to best serve their constituents. For this, he should be unseated by a Democrat willing to challenge policy that endangers our shores, rather than one who insists on complicity within them.

Lieberman can cast his sorry lot in with Bush & Co. in his pathetic attempts to garner himself a position at the Department of Homeland Security, or because he feels the Left is getting too radical, or for whatever lame-ass reasons he uses to lull himself to sleep at night. There are plenty of reasons that Dems vote against the interests of the more liberal members of the party, some of which are acceptable and some of which are not. But Joe has gone beyond casting a few politically calculated votes. He has adopted the language of the creeping fascism that permeates discourse on the Right—the accusatory tone that seeks to quell dissent by thinly (or not so thinly) veiled suggestions that partisan challenges to the policies of the party in power are nothing less than traitorous.

Seemingly stuck in an episode of “Father Knows Best,” Lieberman has excommunicated himself from the reality-based community. The rest of us know that in real life, fathers don’t always know best; in real life, fathers make mistakes, sometimes big ones. In real life, Mr. Huxtable fathered an illegitimate child and Mr. Brady died of AIDS. That’s the danger of trusting everything to Dad—sometimes you know better than he does.

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Rude One

The Rude Pundit on absolutes. He's absolutely right.

UPDATE: I had the wrong link there before. It's right now. (Thanks, Mr. Shakes.)

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A Heartwarming Tale of Betrayal and Blackmail

There’s something really quite charming about a group of Christians blackmailing the President, isn’t there?

Well, maybe not so much charming as extraordinarily satisfactory.

It turns out that the Arlington Group, which is, apparently, a coalition of major conservative Christian groups, including Dr. James C. Dobson of Focus on the Family, the Family Research Council, the Southern Baptist Convention, the American Family Association, Jerry Falwell, and Paul Weyrich, is none too happy about Bush’s recent interview with the Washington Post where his exact position on the “protection of marriage” amendment was, ahem, less than consistent.

In a confidential letter to Karl Rove, Mr. Bush's top political adviser, the group said it was disappointed with the White House's decision to put Social Security and other economic issues ahead of its paramount interest: opposition to same-sex marriage.
Oops! Now the groups says it will withhold support for Social Security reform if Bush doesn’t quit screwing around with his boring old economic plans and get moving on legislating bigotry.
"We couldn't help but notice the contrast between how the president is approaching the difficult issue of Social Security privatization where the public is deeply divided and the marriage issue where public opinion is overwhelmingly on his side," the letter said. "Is he prepared to spend significant political capital on privatization but reluctant to devote the same energy to preserving traditional marriage?”
Goodness gracious. What’s a poor little president-who-pretends-to-be-a-Christian-but-really-only-cares-about-the-votes-of-religious-wingnuts-to-further-his-economic-ruination-of-the-middle-class to do?
Asked to estimate the level of discontent with the White House among the group on a scale from one to 10, [Tony Perkins, president of the Family Research Council] put it at 8.
Ouch! They sure have put Bush and his Un-Svelte Svengali in a corner. Although, considering that Bush is now on his second and final term, and Dark Lord VP Cheney has indicated no aspirations to the presidency, it looks like they don’t really need to care what the Arlington Group, or any other religious nutjob who foolishly saw Christian sincerity in the president’s empty rhetoric, has to say.

The White House response was probably not as reassuring as the Arlington Group might have hoped.
Trent Duffy, a spokesman for the White House, said on Monday […] the "president remains very committed to a marriage amendment" and added, "We always welcome suggestions from our friends."
Translation: Tears in a bucket, motherfuck it. Bad news, hatemongers…you got punk’d.

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Hold the Rice

Several Democratic Senators stood up alongside Barbara Boxer and John Kerry against the confirmation of Condoleeza Rice as Sec. of State. These included Ted Kennedy and Evan Bayh (of IN). Kennedy accused Rice of providing Congress with "false reasons" for going to war. Had she not, he said in a speech, "it might have changed the course of history."

However, some Dems are still not interested in having balls. Among them, good old Joe Loserman defended Rice. Ho hum.

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Repeat After Me: Up is Down, Black is White

The Bush Administration seems to be living in Bizarro World, where everything is a twisted, funhouse mirror version of what it should be. They hawk Social Security reform on the basis that there’s a fiscal crisis, when there is none. And they sell their rose-tinted vision of Iraq as crisis-free, when everything from protection for troops to fiscal responsibility is in deep crisis.

Now, Bizarro Bush is asking for an additional $80 billion for his non-crisis adventures in Afghanistan and Iraq. In an exchange that was prescient of all those would follow between war supporters and anyone even tangentially associated with reality, economic adviser Lawrence Lindsey predicted the invasion of Iraq would cost between $100 billion to $200 billion, but was handily dismissed and contradicted by the administration.

We see now that even he was underestimating our commitment to this folly.

While the Congressional Budget Office estimates that our budget deficit will soar to $386 billion this year (excluding war costs), Bush spends indiscriminately on lavish inaugural celebrations and seeks a constant influx of funds for his wars, despite the fact that they are being spent to line the pockets of war profiteers and create an underclass even within our military, even though we can’t even get the fucking water running for the people we are ostensibly liberating from oppression.

And perhaps my favorite part of the request for more taxpayer-provided booty is this:

It also was expected to include money for building a U.S. embassy in Baghdad, which has been estimated to cost $1.5 billion.
That’s one wicked expensive bull’s-eye.

Of course, in Bizzaro Bush World, the terrorists hate us for our freedom, so indefinitely enslaving us to inflation, joblessness, and the desperate struggle to maintain an American middle class probably seems like our best defense.

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It’s an Honor to be Nominated

The Razzies, which are the Oscars’ antithesis, celebrating all the worst movies of each year, have released their nominations, and there’s a special someone who got two nods this year, proving once again he’s nothing if not versatile.

Although Ben Stiller really ran way with the Worst Actor category, getting nominated for Along Came Polly, Anchorman, Dodgeball, Envy, and Starsky & Hutch, our special someone also garnered a nomination in the category. For his star turn in Fahrenheit 9/11 as “President Doofus,” George Bush has received a Razzie nom for Worst Actor.

The other nomination for the cowboy pin-up came in the category of Worst Screen Couple, for which he was nominated with either Condoleezza Rice / Fahrenheit 9/11 or His Pet Goat / Fahrenheit 9/11.

Not a man who forgets the little people when he makes it to the big time, his pals received some nominations of their own. Condoleezza Rice was also nominated as Worst Supporting Actress for her role as star-crossed lover “Condi” in Fahrenheit 9/11, but the competition in the category is stiff, as her co-star in the film, Britney Spears, has also been nominated for her performance as “Patriotic Stepford Slut.” It’s just too bad only one can take home the prize. Tough break, girls!

Dapper Don Rumsfeld also made the cut, as the tough but mean-spirited “Defense Secretary Don,” also in Fahrenheit 9/11. One can only hope that if he wins, he won’t forget to mention the other exceptional supporting actors in the film, like Paul “Spittle-Head” Wolfowitz, who must have made choosing just one quite the dilemma.

Winning will be no easy feat for Donny-boy with such impressive competitors as fellow Republican fuckwit Arnold Schwarzenegger, who has been nominated as Worst Supporting Actor for his appearance in Around the World in 80 Days. The bookies are no doubt betting on Arnie, who happens to be the all-time Razzie nomination leader, with eight nominations in his spectacular career.

George “Seven Minutes in Stupor” Bush is off to a great start with two this year. You know, his being recognized for some of the worst scenes put on film kind of makes you think–he might really be the true heir of the Reagan legacy after all.

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WWRD?

The Democrats have been found lacking in a lot of areas lately—strategy, gumption, electoral success—and part and parcel of each of their individual difficulties seems to be the larger problem of refusing to play the same game as the Republicans. It’s an understandable resistance; the game the Republicans play is dirty, unethical, and avaricious. But it’s also undeniably successful.

Democrats often seem to able to sufficiently console themselves with “it’s how you play the game,” forgetting that “it’s not whether you win or lose” isn’t especially applicable to politics. In fact, it is whether you win or lose. Winning or losing makes all the difference in how this country is guided into her future. Are we going to hit the same stride as many of our allies, seeking to attain as close to an egalitarian society as is possible, or are we going to slip into what effectively amounts to a capitalist theocracy, where a single man’s interpretation of God’s will defines our collective ethics? Well, it all depends on who wins, doesn’t it?

There’s also a certain sense among Democrats that moral rectitude will always win out in the end. Maybe in the movies. Maybe, if you believe in that sort of thing, in the afterlife, God or karma or the fates will dish out what’s due each of us. But here in the corporeal world, it’s just not true. Life ain’t always fair, and the good guy doesn’t always win.

So here’s my proposal. You don’t have to be quite as nasty as the opposition, but they make the rules, so let’s play by them. And to get us started on the right track (pun intended), I suggest we turn to one of their familiar tools to help guide our way.



Unless you’ve been trapped under a rock for the past few years, or if you’re one of the few lucky bastards so isolated in blue state utopia that you’re unaware of trends among the wacky Right, you’ll have instantly recognized the What Would Jesus Do? bracelet that’s become all the rage among devotees of a particular brand of Christian doctrine. When faced with a temptation or difficult decision, all the wearer has to do is glance at his wrist and think about what Jesus would do, then it’s off to the races. Or not, depending on whether one thinks Jesus would approve of betting on the ponies.

Our bracelet will say WWRD–What Would Republicans Do? When faced with the choice of mindlessly confirming, oh, say, a torture-endorsing Attorney General that the administration has nominated, even if his confirmation is a foregone conclusion, or raging and howling and picking on every little detail on his résumé then casting a protest vote, even if it will ultimately be little more than symbolic, let WWRD? be your guide.

When faced with the choice of approving a conservative judge or filibustering, even though Bill Frist has strongly advised against it, let WWRD? be your guide.

When asked to approve a total failure of a National Security Advisor into a new cabinet position that amounts to a significant promotion, let WWRD? be your guide.

When asked to support an amendment codifying discrimination into the Constitution, let WWRD? be your guide.

There’s no need to lie or swindle or abuse your power; just think of W the RWD in the same situation and act accordingly. And when they cry foul, let WWRD? be your guide. Call them traitors and go on Air America to impugn their credibility. Because they’re Republicans, you won’t even have to lie to do it, which makes playing by their rules a lot easier to justify, doesn’t it?

And remember, even if WWRD? does seem a little bit hard to swallow, it’s got to be easier than swallowing our pride for the rest of our lives while the country goes down the shitter. They count on us being above their ridiculous antics. They take it for granted. But now it’s time to get down in the dirt. Saying you played a fair game while the winners run off with America’s soul isn’t much consolation anymore.

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