The Return of the Man from Hope

The Freepers & Co. are going nutzzz speculating about whether Bill Clinton will be the next secretary-general of the United Nations. As delicious as that prospect is, it's never going to happen, because the secretary-general cannot be from one of the five permanent member nations, of which the US is one.

However, as has been widely reported, Clinton is emerging from his convalescence and joining Kerry on the campaign trail, and so, with any luck, the entire media will satiate their howling Clinton-jones by crawling back up his ass like it's 1998 all over again, thereby leaving Furious George and all his minions shivering outwith the spotlight.

If they get desperate, though, they could always stage a vicious pie-by.

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